Merry Xmas Fred

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, Dec 24, 2010.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Dear Fred,

    Thanks for another wonderful year at FedEx. If you'd like, I'd bow down and kiss your ring for being so damn good to us. For my 60 hours this week, I got donuts, a worthless "gift", and a bunch of cheap crap cookies and tangerines to show me how much management cared. In the meantime, I got to see my wife and kids for about 30 minutes each day because I had to go crash and be back at your place by 0430 for more fun.

    I really appreciate all of your efforts to make me more productive. Gap time reports, extra stops per hour, and all of the rest really showed me how much you care. Your utter concern for my safety and break times really meant a lot. Whenever I went out 25 stops over my 195, I could always do everything safely and also get a full break.

    Praise Jesus for all of those politicians who accepted your generous contributions in exchange for killing the RLA revisions to the FAA Reauthorization Bill. It would have been awful to be paid an actual living wage and also get our retirement plan back. I know you reinvested it in the company because you care so much about our future and our eventual retirement from this great company.

    In fact, praise God for you Fred, because you're the shining star atop my tree and our guiding light in the sky. Please take all that money you made this year through screwing us and use it for a good cause, like buying another professional sports franchise or sponsoring another NASCAR team. Or maybe you can buy a small country and have all of them worship you for the great man you are.

    As we celebrate the life of an extraordinary man who was born 2010 years ago, you should be ashamed of yourself for being the exact opposite of what He stood for.

    Merry Christmas, Fred.
  2. FedExer267

    FedExer267 Member

    + 1

    PS. Just so you sleep better on Christmas Eve Fred know that all the children of your Ground Division will be lucky to wake up to a present from their hard working Moms and Dads. I really enjoyed delievering Christmas cheer throughout my route when I did not have enough hours left per DOT to have a second job to spread that cheer to my kids.
    It was my pleasure to work a extra 30 hours a week for free, as long as you have money I will be truly happy. Thank you Fred, I hope you have a Merry Christmas and your Christmas tree burns down.. :(
  3. quadro

    quadro New Member

  4. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Where have you been? I know Fred left you something under the tree.
  5. quadro

    quadro New Member

    I've been working my tail off. It's all good though. This peak was just like those of yesteryear. Had a lot of fun and now I'm ready for some well deserved R & R as I'm sure we all are.