Nothing to see here. No worries!

[STFXG]

It'll all get there by Christmas. Just keep piling it on!

http://abcnews.go.com/US/fedex-ups-...ckages-arrive-time-holidays/story?id=35717629

 

[MrFedEx]

It'll all get there by Christmas. Just keep piling it on!

http://abcnews.go.com/US/fedex-ups-...ckages-arrive-time-holidays/story?id=35717629

Promise her anything, then deliver a pearl necklace and leave. That's the way it really is with our customers, most of whom have no clue how effed-up Express is right now.

 

[Route 66]

FedEx's New Spokesman

"What's that?...will all your packages arrive by Christmas?,....wellll - of course they will!!! yeah, Fred S and I are going to get out there and deliver everything ourselves!...yeah, yeah that's the ticket."

 

[Cactus]

Promise her anything, then deliver a pearl necklace and leave. That's the way it really is with our customers, most of whom have no clue how effed-up Express is right now.

Yep. Fred's already got their money. Want a refund on a service failure? Good effin' luck with that.