now a new member of the '9.5 Club'

[barnyard]

Important to note that it is really the 9.49 club. A 9.5 day is over.

 

[OptimusPrime]

^^That is most certainly not standard issue UPS uniform gear. Shame.

If it is late and the house is dark, no knock from me. And limited use of doorbells. Last thing I want to do is wake somebody up. But my brights, four ways, and horn get a good workout as I'm driving up the driveways.

How so sir? Approved footwear, approved pants, approved jacket. If they want to get into "approved" from the neck up, then they better start issuing "approved" cold weather hats, hoods, balaclavas, etc. Which as far as I know, they don't do. Hell, "approved" facial hair. As a genetic animal, it's why the stuff sprouts from our face.