Ok, a real stress reliever. What helps.
- Thread starter StoptheAct1212
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thisjobaintforeverybody
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Masturbation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GenericUsername
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jaker
trolling
She don't either if you do it right
Indecisi0n
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Leave while she's in the bathroom cleaning up?
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jibbs
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I didn't know they actually reclassified it but I knew there were plans to.
They actually had to change NASA's definition of a "planet" in order to do this, from what I read, because public backlash was insane and a lot of people/teachers refused to go along with it.
I'm glad it's one of the 9, though. Pluto should never have been left out.
oldngray
nowhere special
burrheadd
KING Of GIFS
Bang her silly
Star B
White Lightening
Reflect on the fact that you're in a union that doesn't recognize performance bull, and go about your work in a calm, collected manner. Follow the methods and be safe.
I'm going to "This"... this...from the other side. Yes, we don't have a union but this job is something you shouldn't stress over. Like @oldngray said a few threads back, smooth is fast. You can't be fast if you are stressed out and making stupid mistakes because your mind is going a million miles a minute.
Mine is taking five minutes somewhere. Walk it off if I can, if not, park the truck, put the ppad in a menu where it can't make any noise and sit in the back of the sprinter in the dark.
Yeah, yeah, i'm "organizing my load". @Indecisi0n ... just... no.
StoptheAct1212
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You get the rainbow... its a stupid ass reply..Well I am going to give you (my) most powerful stress reliever based on my own experience. I will say I have always been a space nerd and have always been fascinated by the universe. If I would have applied myself better in school I would have loved to be anyway involved in astronomy, but I cared very little for school and chose the path of hard work to pay the bills. So I will just lay out a few small facts that have had a big impact on how I view the world...
So we live on Earth which to us may seem big, 8,000 miles in width. But the Earth is just one of 8 (used to be 9, sorry Pluto. But they hypothesize about another 9th planet again) revolving around a star, our sun. The sun is your average red star, but it is still massive compared to the size of the Earth. You can fit 1.3 million Earths inside of the sun... To me that is amazing to think about!
Lets take it a step further. Our solar system is part of the Milky Way galaxy, and our sun is one of the estimated 100 to 400 BILLION stars just within our own galaxy!!! It is estimated that there are more stars in our galaxy than there are grains of sand on the entire Earth! That is as unimaginable amount of stars which could host Trillions of habitable planets.
Wanna go a bit deeper....Well the Milky Way is just one of 100-500 BILLION galaxies in the observable universe. I can't even come up with an estimate of how many stars and planets that is, but it's too many for the human mind to comprehend. There are probably BILLIONS of more galaxies out there but our telescopes just can't see that far.
On top of that, there are unproved theories that we might just be one of possibly infinite universes! That means it is mathematically improbable for ANYTHING to be impossible in the universe. In one universe you could win the powerball lottery one million trillion times IN A ROW. There could be a universe where everyone was born 100% identical. ETC.... The possibilities are literally endless!
Finally my point... Why let something so stupid and so insignificant as a job, supervisor, commit time, etc, make you stress out so much? You are a sextillienth of a quintillienth of a grain of sand on the grand scheme of things. Our problems are virtually non-existent. Just remember you get a finite amount of time on this insignificant rock we call Earth before you die. Make the most of it and try your best not to let the little things bother you. Enjoy as much of your limited time as possible!
Anytime I'm really stressed out, sad, or just in a bad mood... I just remember I'm on a rock 8,000 miles wide, traveling 67,000mph, around a giant ball of fire thats 9,000 degress friend, in a galaxy that has more stars in it than grains of sand on the entire Earth, which is only one of potentially TRILLIONS of galaxies in the universe, which could be one of infinite universes... It's a humbling thought to have and it really puts things into perspective for me and I hope it can do the same for some of you
Tl;dr: space stuff
StoptheAct1212
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Thank you to the guy's with grown up answers.
The rest of you... your a *****
The rest of you... your a *****
watdaflock?
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WorknLateHuh
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Not me!! I never deviate from the main topic!
Richard Harrow
Deplorable.
I have a picture of my kids in the cab to remind me why I'm here, and next to it a funeral mass card of a friend who died very young in a freak accident to remind me that nothing at UPS is worth stressing over, especially when tomorrow is never guaranteed.
olroadbeech
Happy Verified UPSer
a nice walk with the dogs always helped me.
walk it off
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Workout before work. File a grievance, Get out of the truck and walk around it.
dookie stain
Cornfed whiteboy
Whiskey cheap beer and fat girls oughta do the trick hoss
Thank you.
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