How about doing it like the old days???
Um, sir, I was offended by what you did, said, felt, belched, farted or just how mean you look. Is there a way we can work this out? Why certainly, I promise not to do, say, make you feel, belch, fart or look that way to you ever again. Thanks for sharing with me and not reporting me over something that we could work out ourselves. That 800# is there for a reason. Our minds and mouths are here for a reason as well. Lets try to work this out before we have to advance to another step. jmho