Pistol whipped and all the Nikes GONE

[59 Dano]

Exactly. I would ask could I get my personal bag and my Sirius radio out before he drove off.

"Let me have my personal belongings and not only will I give you the keys, but I'll tell you which packages are valuable and which are junk, I'll tell the cops I can't remember what you look like, and I'll let you know how to score bigger deals in the future. I hate the company."

Of course that's just a line to get out of there unharmed with my goods. I'd tell the cops exactly what they looked like and that they threatened to kill me on the spot and anyone who got in their way. It would be a beautiful thing for the cops to turn them into Swiss cheese.

 

[MrFedEx]

"Let me have my personal belongings and not only will I give you the keys, but I'll tell you which packages are valuable and which are junk, I'll tell the cops I can't remember what you look like, and I'll let you know how to score bigger deals in the future. I hate the company."

Of course that's just a line to get out of there unharmed with my goods. I'd tell the cops exactly what they looked like and that they threatened to kill me on the spot and anyone who got in their way. It would be a beautiful thing for the cops to turn them into Swiss cheese.

Sure. After you poop your pants and faint.

 

[MrFedEx]

The best part of the fantasy is that you are in the back of the truck.

Dano is with him. They're locked in an embrace. comparing PPA numbers and realizing they'll both need to retire to a cardboard box in Syria.

 

[59 Dano]

Sure. After you poop your pants and faint.

There's always the possibility that I'm carrying a gun. Might as well factor that in, too.

 

[MrFedEx]

There's always the possibility that I'm carrying a gun. Might as well factor that in, too.

Oh, then you're fired for violating company policy. Bye.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I would have to change my shorts if it ever happened to me.

 

[59 Dano]

Oh, then you're fired for violating company policy. Bye.

So?

 

[Indecisi0n]

How would you react to such a situation when you regained consciousness after an attack?
Truck down the block, emptied..

When you woke up was your butt sore?

 

[Code 82 Approved]

A co-worker was pistol whipped and in the hospital for a week with a concussed melon and a sore ass a year ago, FDX brought the topic up in our weekly safety meeting Friday. That contractor I no longer work for sent me to that delivery about 5 times before I jumped his ship.