Post your pen stash

[Brownslave688]

I'd pay you $5 to lick those pens .

$10 if they’ve been used as a thermometer.

 

[MECH-lift]

no toilet paper at our center , I’m guessing the water will be shut off soon as well.

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

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I opened my door to get in and about 3 UPS pens rolled out from underneath my seat and onto the ground. I look up and my sup is staring at me in disbelief.

Fired! for stealing.

 

[Coldworld]

no toilet paper at our center , I’m guessing the water will be shut off soon as well.

You can file on that.... they have to supply you with the basics like hot water, paper towels, and soap... one call to the state health board will stop that in its tracks

 

[Frankie's Friend]

no toilet paper at our center , I’m guessing the water will be shut off soon as well.

You can always improvise using warning letters and DOK sheets.

 

[rod]

Doctor's office always had the good pens.

I just stole 2 out of the little room today while I was waiting for a shingles shot. I think they were probably for the doctors and nurses but I'm evil -- so there.

 

[Frankie's Friend]

I just stole 2 out of the little room today while I was waiting for a shingles shot. I think they were probably for the doctors and nurses but I'm evil -- so there.

Get your eyes checked next.
Those were suppositories and tampons.

 

[rod]

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[Coldworld]

Get your eyes checked next.
Those were suppositories and tampons.

Careful..... mods might delete that... looks like we have a rogue mod off the ranch and unless it’s G rated then it’s open to getting yanked.....

 

[Brownslave688]

Careful..... mods might delete that... looks like we have a rogue mod off the ranch and unless it’s G rated then it’s open to getting yanked.....

It’ll probably drive me away eventually

 

[El Correcto]

It’ll probably drive me away eventually

You got to look at them as trophies.

You know it was a really good one if they reward you by taking it down.

 

[rod]

It’ll probably drive me away eventually

I don't know about you but I've been kick out of better places.

 

[rod]

You got to look at them as trophies.

You know it was a really good one if they reward you by taking it down.

I like that attitude

 

[El Correcto]

I always clean out my pen stash every now and then and bring them to work. If not, you start looking like a pen hoarder.

I need to but I’m nervous.

I feel like I’m in too deep at this point. I try to remember to take two with me everyday and leave them. I don’t want to just show up and give them a reason with a bag full of pens.

 

[El Correcto]

I need to but I’m nervous.

I feel like I’m in too deep at this point. I try to remember to take two with me everyday and leave them. I don’t want to just show up and give them a reason with a bag full of pens.

I know this sounds paranoid but I’ve heard of a kid getting fired for eating a packing peanut.

 

[rod]

I know this sounds paranoid but I’ve heard of a kid getting fired for eating a packing peanut.

Was it a bio-degradable one or one of the old fashion kind? It does make a difference you know.

 

[El Correcto]

Was it a bio-degradable one or one of the old fashion kind? It does make a difference you know.

Now I’m picturing him stapling a covered packing peanut on to a wrongful termination grievance.

 

[Coldworld]

I need to but I’m nervous.

I feel like I’m in too deep at this point. I try to remember to take two with me everyday and leave them. I don’t want to just show up and give them a reason with a bag full of pens.

Paranoid much????Dont think I’ve ever heard or seen anyone fired for having too many pens.....come on man

 

[Frankie's Friend]

Was it a bio-degradable one or one of the old fashion kind? It does make a difference you know.

Yeah, one packs a little bit longer than the other one.

I need to but I’m nervous.

I feel like I’m in too deep at this point. I try to remember to take two with me everyday and leave them. I don’t want to just show up and give them a reason with a bag full of pens.

Bring them in a bag full of pens with the local's logo on them. We fix their dispatch every day so the donation will remind them that we always pick up the slack.

 

[BradOcean]

There is a trail of those pens leading down the on ramp leaving our building.