President Trump Orders the Execution of Five Turkeys Pardoned by Obama

[Catatonic]

Making America Great Again​

In another sweeping move aimed at undoing the perceived damage done by the Obama administration, President Donald J. Trump signed an executive order on Tuesday directing the Department of Justice to revoke all sixteen Thanksgiving Day turkey pardons issued by the former president during his eight years in office.

“After reviewing the decisions made by the previous administration, President Trump has determined that a number of turkey pardons issued by Barack Obama were done so in a manner that was both deceitful and hazardous to the American people,” White House Press Secretary announced on Tuesday. “This morning, the president once again used his executive powers to see to it that justice is served and that the surviving creatures will be destroyed.”

 

[Sportello]

Sad when you have to make a new thread from a @tieguy post

 

[BrownArmy]

Mueller Immediately Closes Investigation After Hearing Putin Proclaim His Innocence...

 

[Catatonic]

Sad when you have to make a new thread from a @tieguy post

It would have been sadder if I had made a new thread from one of your posts.

 

[moreluck]

Sad when you have to make a new thread from a @tieguy post

You're sad when a new thread is made and you're sad when an old thread is resurrected....no one can please you!!

 

[floridays]

Sad when you have to make a new thread from a @tieguy post

Sad when you have to piss in the punch bowl. I've never seen it before and it was funny, and well, you're still you.

 

[BrownArmy]

Sad when you have to piss in the punch bowl. I've never seen it before and it was funny, and well, you're still you.

Wut?

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

Wut?

alcoholism

 

[What The Hawk?]

Turkey pardon? LMAO

I'm dying!

 

[MAKAVELI]

Turkey pardon? LMAO

I'm dying!

Are you a turkey?

 

[What The Hawk?]

Are you a turkey?

Gobble gobble mother er!

 

[Sportello]

@tieguy posted it a half hour before @Monkey Butt

President Trump Orders the Execution of Five Turkeys Pardoned by Obama

 

[bottomups]

Fake news.
Don't believe Trump would pardon any Turk. They may me muslim.

 

[MAKAVELI]

Gobble gobble mother er!

That's what my girlfriend says every night.

 

[bottomups]

That's what my girlfriend says every night.

That'll change when you put a ring on her finger.

 

[MAKAVELI]

That'll change when you put a ring on her finger.

 

[floridays]

Wut?

Read the above posts and respond likewise.

 

[floridays]

alcoholism

Selective attack, respond to above posters in the same manner.

 

[Sportello]

Ohhh, somebody needs a wahbulance

 

[Babagounj]

Were they wild or domesticated birds ?