President Trump Orders the Execution of Five Turkeys Pardoned by Obama

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Monkey Butt, Nov 19, 2017.

  1. Catatonic

    Catatonic Nine Lives

    Making America Great Again

    In another sweeping move aimed at undoing the perceived damage done by the Obama administration, President Donald J. Trump signed an executive order on Tuesday directing the Department of Justice to revoke all sixteen Thanksgiving Day turkey pardons issued by the former president during his eight years in office.

    “After reviewing the decisions made by the previous administration, President Trump has determined that a number of turkey pardons issued by Barack Obama were done so in a manner that was both deceitful and hazardous to the American people,” White House Press Secretary announced on Tuesday. “This morning, the president once again used his executive powers to see to it that justice is served and that the surviving creatures will be destroyed.”
     
  2. Sportello

    Sportello l'etat, c'est moi

    Sad when you have to make a new thread from a @tieguy post
     
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  3. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

  4. Catatonic

    Catatonic Nine Lives

    It would have been sadder if I had made a new thread from one of your posts.
     
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  5. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    You're sad when a new thread is made and you're sad when an old thread is resurrected....no one can please you!!
     
  6. floridays

    floridays Well-Known Member

    Sad when you have to piss in the punch bowl. I've never seen it before and it was funny, and well, you're still you.
     
  7. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

    Wut?
     
  8. DriveInDriveOut

    DriveInDriveOut Proud Deplorable

    alcoholism
     
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  9. Turkey pardon? LMAO

    I'm dying!
     
  10. MAKAVELI

    MAKAVELI Well-Known Member

    Are you a turkey?
     
  11. Gobble gobble mother :censored2:er!
     
  12. Sportello

    Sportello l'etat, c'est moi

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  13. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Fake news.
    Don't believe Trump would pardon any Turk. They may me muslim.
     
  14. MAKAVELI

    MAKAVELI Well-Known Member

    That's what my girlfriend says every night.:wink2:
     
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  15. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    That'll change when you put a ring on her finger.
     
  16. MAKAVELI

    MAKAVELI Well-Known Member

    :lol:
     
  17. floridays

    floridays Well-Known Member

    Read the above posts and respond likewise.
     
  18. floridays

    floridays Well-Known Member

    Selective attack, respond to above posters in the same manner.
     
  19. Sportello

    Sportello l'etat, c'est moi

    Ohhh, somebody needs a wahbulance
     
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  20. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

    Were they wild or domesticated birds ?