Projekt Melody

[sailfish]

Do Fans of Cartoon Porn Stars Hate (Real) Women?

The writer of this article sounds so mad. I love it.

 

[sailfish]

Well this was pretty awkward. Visited my mom today and she must've seen one of these articles or heard something over the past week somehow and thought of me. Because she brings it up and asks "You don't look at something like that, do you?" Of course the terrible liar I am all I could do was stay quiet with a stupid look on my face. And she says "You do, don't you. Unbelievable. You better go to confession now." At that point I couldn't even deny it without laughing and she says "Now you have to go for lying too." My God, woman. Can you put your nosiness aside for a minute long enough to learn that you just need to stay out of certain things?

 

[El Correcto]

Well this was pretty awkward. Visited my mom today and she must've seen one of these articles or heard something over the past week somehow and thought of me. Because she brings it up and asks "You don't look at something like that, do you?" Of course the terrible liar I am all I could do was stay quiet with a stupid look on my face. And she says "You do, don't you. Unbelievable. You better go to confession now." At that point I couldn't even deny it without laughing and she says "Now you have to go for lying too." My God, woman. Can you put your nosiness aside for a minute long enough to learn that you just need to stay out of certain things?

I mean picture how that confession would go and how much you would have to fess up to.

Dear father forgive me because this is gonna take a while.

 

[Turdferguson]

This guy has a girlfriend.
He is these Japanese masterbation champion.
I would post a video of him, but he is of course jerking it in front of his girlfriend who sits there and times him. I’m guessing he just likes to watch anime and has made a career out of it.

Kind of an inspiration to all men.

Is he just the national champion or the world champion?.
Is there like an "International Masterbation Federation " the IMF

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Is he just the national champion or the world champion?.
Is there like an "International Masterbation Federation " the IMF

It's a subset of the International Losers Federation.

 

[El Correcto]

Is he just the national champion or the world champion?.
Is there like an "International Masterbation Federation " the IMF

He is the world champion apparently, won a competition in San Francisco(lols).
He has a girlfriend that doesn’t like sex(most likely just not with him) so he jerks off 2 hours+ a day to hentai porn right in front of her and their kitten(lols).

He is a god amongst men.

 

[sailfish]

He has a girlfriend that doesn’t like sex(most likely just not with him)

Well what the hell's he keep her around for?

 

[El Correcto]

Well what the hell's he keep her around for?

Someone has to be there to time him and bring him sandwiches I guess.

 

[El Correcto]

What’s the use of being the world’s greatest hentai masterbater if no one is there to witness it.

Kind of like a tree falling in the woods with no one around.

 

[El Correcto]

 

[vantexan]

What’s the use of being the world’s greatest hentai masterbater if no one is there to witness it.

Kind of like a tree falling in the woods with no one around.

Yeah but you got wood.

 

[El Correcto]

Yeah but you got wood.

Why does everything have to be about sex with you?

 

[vantexan]

Why does everything have to be about sex with you?

OMG you're thinking about sex with me all the time!

 

[sailfish]

I think it's snowed one time so far this month. It's really no surprise it's been such a mild February with all the salt this has been producing.

 

[sailfish]

I think it's snowed one time so far this month. It's really no surprise it's been such a mild February with all the salt this has been producing.

Wow. I forgot to link the response article.

Projekt Melody Fandom Accused of Hating Women

 

[Wally]

Yuk

 

[sailfish]

Yuk

The future is now, old man.

 

[oldngray]

The future is now, old man.

 

[sailfish]

@Wrong any ID on the gun on the shelf?

 

[El Correcto]

@Wrong any ID on the gun on the shelf?

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