Question on Edibles: Purely Hypothetical

[MassWineGuy]

Someone just got home from delivering joy and happiness. Their wife prepared a delicious dinner. At the same on the same stove said wife was also making edibles for herself. The arrivee dislikes how pot makes them feel and hasn't used or taken anything but doctor-prescribed medication. They also want to keep their job.

Tired arrivee kind of nearly hears her describ

 

[MassWineGuy]

Sorry! My technical skills went on vacation. What I meant was:

Picture this:

Someone just got home from delivering joy and happiness. Their wife prepared a delicious dinner. At the same on the same stove She was also making edibles for herself. The arrivee disliked how pot made them feel and hasn't used or taken anything but doctor-prescribed medication for many years. They also want to keep their job.

Tired arrivee hears wife describe the pesto she made. Did she say she mixed it into the dinner? Or was it the green, simmering liquid in the pan? They gleefully added a few tablespoons mixed into everything. The food was great.

FAST FWD: 25 Minutes

Pressure at both temples and an odd light feeling. Thinking it over, they asked on which burner the edibles simmered. The answer was unpleasant. But nothing like the six hours that followed. One edible teeming with THC is to a joint what an friend-16 is to a Yugo. Very strong, over the limits of safety. A terrible night began.

Pure hypothesis and speculation, but how long does THC stay in your system?

 

[It will be fine]

Sorry! My technical skills went on vacation. What I meant was:

Picture this:

Someone just got home from delivering joy and happiness. Their wife prepared a delicious dinner. At the same on the same stove She was also making edibles for herself. The arrivee disliked how pot made them feel and hasn't used or taken anything but doctor-prescribed medication for many years. They also want to keep their job.

Tired arrivee hears wife describe the pesto she made. Did she say she mixed it into the dinner? Or was it the green, simmering liquid in the pan? They gleefully added a few tablespoons mixed into everything. The food was great.

FAST FWD: 25 Minutes

Pressure at both temples and an odd light feeling. Thinking it over, they asked on which burner the edibles simmered. The answer was unpleasant. But nothing like the six hours that followed. One edible teeming with THC is to a joint what an friend-16 is to a Yugo. Very strong, over the limits of safety. A terrible night began.

Pure hypothesis and speculation, but how long does THC stay in your system?

2-3 weeks typically.

 

[43Payme]

Other than an after an accident & initial physical, does express drug test?

 

[burrheadd]

Sorry! My technical skills went on vacation. What I meant was:

Picture this:

Someone just got home from delivering joy and happiness. Their wife prepared a delicious dinner. At the same on the same stove She was also making edibles for herself. The arrivee disliked how pot made them feel and hasn't used or taken anything but doctor-prescribed medication for many years. They also want to keep their job.

Tired arrivee hears wife describe the pesto she made. Did she say she mixed it into the dinner? Or was it the green, simmering liquid in the pan? They gleefully added a few tablespoons mixed into everything. The food was great.

FAST FWD: 25 Minutes

Pressure at both temples and an odd light feeling. Thinking it over, they asked on which burner the edibles simmered. The answer was unpleasant. But nothing like the six hours that followed. One edible teeming with THC is to a joint what an friend-16 is to a Yugo. Very strong, over the limits of safety. A terrible night began.

Pure hypothesis and speculation, but how long does THC stay in your system?

Up to 1 month

 

[oldngray]

Up to 1 month

3 weeks might be enough but a month to be sure

 

[dezguy]

The answer is move to Canada. It's legal here.

 

[silenze]

Someone just got home from delivering joy and happiness. Their wife prepared a delicious dinner. At the same on the same stove said wife was also making edibles for herself. The arrivee dislikes how pot makes them feel and hasn't used or taken anything but doctor-prescribed medication. They also want to keep their job.

Tired arrivee kind of nearly hears her describ

Your also going to have to shave your head incase they do a hair follicle test

Just to be safe

 

[Serf]

All that stuff is for degenerates.

 

[MassWineGuy]

Other than an after an accident & initial physical, does express drug test?

Random tests are still used, I hear. But I’ve not heard about any where I am within the past five years.

 

[outtatime]

Your also going to have to shave your head incase they do a hair follicle test

Just to be safe

Might just shave everything. Never know.

 

[DeliveryException]

I haven't heard of here in a little while but it used to be just swing drivers that got tagged for a random.
I got it twice while I was a swing.

 

[Wally]

Get high on life. Not drugs.

 

[allahuakbar]

Just call your boss and tell him everything. You’re donezo.

Real talk. If you’re not a smoker the thc will probably not even show up in a test or be out within a week.

 

[NAHimGOOD]

So basically you are high as a kite right now?

Sheeeeeeeeeesh...

Use some sick days

 

[NAHimGOOD]

Your also going to have to shave your head incase they do a hair follicle test

Just to be safe

Gonna have to shave more than your head.

They will go wherever the strand blows...

 

[Operational needs]

Gonna have to shave more than your head.

They will go wherever the strand blows...

What if there are no strands to blow?

 

[NAHimGOOD]

What if there are no strands to blow?

Then we keep digging until we find the sweet spot...

 

[McFeely]

What if there are no strands to blow?

Yeah, I mean I’m like a naked mole rat head to toe.

 

[BeefiestMass]

If you're not a regular user, while it does depend on the dose and your body fat/activity level, it's usually about a week.