Random thoughts

[moreluck]

Quickly slice a block of cheese by throwing it through a harp.

 

[moreluck]

Sorry I'm late.....I didn't want to come.

 

[oldngray]

 

[Whitelexus]

I’m going to start taking bacon to all parties. Uncooked bacon. Then fry it up at the host/hostess’ house. This should go over well.

 

[oldngray]

I’m going to start taking bacon to all parties. Uncooked bacon. Then fry it up at the host/hostess’ house. This should go over well.

 

[Whitelexus]

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Mmmm bacon wrapped in bacon
There needs to be a holiday celebrating bacon

 

[Whitelexus]

@oldngray
This IS happening! Lol

 

[moreluck]

I'm on schedule for all the Christmas stuff!!!
* lights are up
* tree is done
*cards are mailed
* Dec. 5 will be pizzella making day.
So far , so good!

 

[moreluck]

*<[:{) Ho Ho Ho !!

 

[moreluck]

THEIYR'RE
Problem Solved!

 

[moreluck]

No matter how kind you are, German children will always be KINDER.

 

[moreluck]

Everyone who lined up 30 minutes early to board the plane is gonna be so mad when we all land at the same time.

 

[moreluck]

There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house.

 

[moreluck]

 

[moreluck]

 

[oldngray]

 

[moreluck]

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

There is a great need for sarcasm font.


Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

 

[oldngray]

 

[moreluck]

First rule of cleaning while listening to music - the toilet brush is NEVER the microphone -NEVER!

 

[moreluck]

Lazy people fact #7823749610 - you were too lazy to read that number.