If I'm ever on life support...unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works!
moreluck golden ticket member Jan 5, 2019 #1,521 If I'm ever on life support...unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works!
moreluck golden ticket member Jan 5, 2019 #1,522 The world's best antidepressant has four legs, a wagging tail and comes with unconditional love.
moreluck golden ticket member Jan 5, 2019 #1,523 We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not.
moreluck golden ticket member Jan 6, 2019 #1,524 The officer said, "You drinking?" I said, "You buying?" We just laughed and laughed...I need bail money!!!
The officer said, "You drinking?" I said, "You buying?" We just laughed and laughed...I need bail money!!!
moreluck golden ticket member Jan 6, 2019 #1,525 It's a beautiful day....I think I'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit!
moreluck golden ticket member Jan 6, 2019 #1,526 Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
moreluck golden ticket member Jan 6, 2019 #1,527 I got a 'permanent' crown this week.....call me princess!!
moreluck golden ticket member Jan 7, 2019 #1,529 Line Dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.
moreluck golden ticket member Jan 8, 2019 #1,530 On the surface : cool as a cucumber On the inside: squirrel in traffic
moreluck golden ticket member Jan 15, 2019 #1,531 Blessed are those that can give without remembering and receive without forgetting.
moreluck golden ticket member Jan 18, 2019 #1,534 If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
moreluck golden ticket member Jan 20, 2019 #1,536 Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.
Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.
moreluck golden ticket member Jan 21, 2019 #1,537 Nikki crossed the Rainbow Bridge. Our neighbors had to have their 13 yr. old beagle put down....torn ACL. Nikki was the gentlest dog I've ever known!!
Nikki crossed the Rainbow Bridge. Our neighbors had to have their 13 yr. old beagle put down....torn ACL. Nikki was the gentlest dog I've ever known!!
Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns Mar 19, 2019 #1,539 ...Movie theater's go ahead and sell you a tickets to a product they know sucks and should be pulled!
...Movie theater's go ahead and sell you a tickets to a product they know sucks and should be pulled!
Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns Mar 19, 2019 #1,540 ...Woman during childbirth often state, "never again", only to repeat the same statement again sometime in the future...
...Woman during childbirth often state, "never again", only to repeat the same statement again sometime in the future...
