Random thoughts

[moreluck]

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

 

[scooby0048]

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

Welcome to the universe

 

[moreluck]

My husband thinks I'm crazy but I'm not the one who married me.

 

[moreluck]

I came. I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back.....now I have no idea what's going on.

 

[moreluck]

It clearly states PRINCESS on my birth certificate.

 

[moreluck]

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

 

[moreluck]

I should be given an award for keeping my mouth shut when there's so much that needs to be said.

 

[moreluck]

I'm not weird . I'm a limited edition.

 

[moreluck]

My kid reminds me of myself at that age. Well played, Karma, well played.

 

[moreluck]

This year instead of gifts I'm giving everyone my opinion.

 

[moreluck]

I need a 6 month vacation twice a year!

 

[moreluck]

Sometimes I get aisle rage walking behind people at the grocery store.

 

[moreluck]

PROJECT MANAGER...….Because miracle worker isn't an official job title.

 

[moreluck]

A LITTLE GRAY HAIR IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR ALL THIS WISDOM!

 

[moreluck]

I'm not mean, I'm brutally honest. It's not my fault truth hurts!

 

[moreluck]

Told you so - sincerely, your intuition,

 

[moreluck]

I hate it when people accuse me of lollygagging when it's quite clear I am dillydallying!

 

[Justaloader]

Quoting one of my favorite comedians "If you are legally drunk, what is the friend-ing problem?"

 

[moreluck]

In case you forget to remind yourself this morning, your smile lights up the room. Your mind is insanely cool. You are way more than enough and you are doing an amazing job at life!

 

[moreluck]

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions.