Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 3, 2019 #1,802 I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me. Read more: http://www.searchquotes.com/search/Funny_Random_Thought/#ixzz672eIu9EV
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me. Read more: http://www.searchquotes.com/search/Funny_Random_Thought/#ixzz672eIu9EV
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 5, 2019 #1,803 If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 6, 2019 #1,804 I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less. -Tina Fey-
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 9, 2019 #1,807 You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 10, 2019 #1,808 Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 11, 2019 #1,809 Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 14, 2019 #1,810 I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 14, 2019 #1,811 Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 14, 2019 #1,812 Don't get overwhelmed with Christmas......keep it simple!!
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 14, 2019 #1,813 Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 14, 2019 #1,814 If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 18, 2019 #1,818 If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 19, 2019 #1,819 Why do 'tug'boats push their barges? Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges? Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
moreluck golden ticket member Dec 21, 2019 #1,820 Human connection is the only way we will win in our eventual war with robots.
