Rep. Eric Swalwell

[Turdferguson]

This is actually more troubling than it appears.
It seems heterosexual men are national security risks due to sleeping with women, who by nature have ulterior motives. I believe our ruling class should be made up of homosexual men, whose love of dick has no ulterior motives. like Roy Cohn, Cecil Rhodes and John Hoover.
Oh yeah and McCarthy.

I like Sean Maloney

 

[bbsam]

I prefer the skinny dorky type.
you act like there aren’t young gays out there looking for that defense department attorney daddy type though.

Is a skinny dorky type is well connected as well as well hung, does he not become even more, well, attractive?

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Let's meet'em halfway and make the men eunuchs. Worked well a long time ago.

Like FedExers? Yeah, that would work!

 

[El Correcto]

I like Sean Maloney
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That post shows how ignorant of history the left really is marking it as a winner or agree.
Maybe go learn about the men I mentioned before you compare them to this loser.

 

[baklava]

What can I get for some classified information?

Any-ting you want.

Anything?

Any-ting

 

[El Correcto]

Is a skinny dorky type is well connected as well as well hung, does he not become even more, well, attractive?

I dated a richer guy for a couple months(not like super ing wealthy, but retire with a couple million wealthy), I liked how outrageous his independence allowed him to be. He was kind of talented hair dresser who owned a couple salons and was also a felon. He would ride around in a $100,000+ Benz and was connected to bougie white folk, one willed him a nice 2 story house in her will. He was a complete psychopath that wanted to date straight men because he didn’t like gay people, even though he was flamboyantly gay. He would go on racist rants about gay black men and was very controlling, trying to get his hooks into you. Offering to buy you a nice car, make calls to get you a job, etc. He didn’t really want you to achieve those things on your own, he wanted you dependent on him. Everyone loved the guy everywhere we went, he would tip generously, do people favors, get them hook ups, etc. He used to talk about how he could see spirits and had a personal relationship with Jesus, etc.

The insecure young man that was getting picked up out the hood in a head turning luxury car, treated like royalty and being offered a sense of security he never had before loved dating a successful guy. Overlooked a lot of crazy to do so and had fun. But it only lasted a couple of months before that initial culture shock wore off and I’m stuck looking at the person, not the connections or wealth.

I’m trying to say is yeah those things are nice, but it’s not even a consideration when choosing who to sleep with or date. I could give a less about social standing, wealth or connections these days. Just give me a dorky skinny white boy with an ass as thick as his glasses and I’ll be alright.

 

[bbsam]

I dated a richer guy for a couple months(not like super *ing wealthy, but retire with a couple million wealthy), I liked how outrageous his independence allowed him to be. He was kind of talented hair dresser who owned a couple salons and was also a felon. He would ride around in a $100,000+ Benz and was connected to bougie white folk, one willed him a nice 2 story house in her will. He was a complete psychopath that wanted to date straight men because he didn’t like gay people, even though he was flamboyantly gay. He would go on racist rants about gay black men and was very controlling, trying to get his hooks into you. Offering to buy you a nice car, make calls to get you a job, etc. He didn’t really want you to achieve those things on your own, he wanted you dependent on him. Everyone loved the guy everywhere we went, he would tip generously, do people favors, get them hook ups, etc. He used to talk about how he could see spirits and had a personal relationship with Jesus, etc.

The insecure young man that was getting picked up out the hood in a head turning luxury car, treated like royalty and being offered a sense of security he never had before loved dating a successful guy. Overlooked a lot of crazy to do so and had fun. But it only lasted a couple of months before that initial culture shock wore off and I’m stuck looking at the person, not the connections or wealth.

I’m trying to say is yeah those things are nice, but it’s not even a consideration when choosing who to sleep with or date. I could give a *less about social standing, wealth or connections these days. Just give me a dorky skinny white boy with an ass as thick as his glasses and I’ll be alright.

I don’t know. Money is one thing. Washington power is an intoxicant all it’s own.

 

[El Correcto]

I don’t know. Money is one thing. Washington power is an intoxicant all it’s own.

I’d guarantee be scolding them the entire time. Washington shouldn’t have that power.

 

[vantexan]

I dated a richer guy for a couple months(not like super *ing wealthy, but retire with a couple million wealthy), I liked how outrageous his independence allowed him to be. He was kind of talented hair dresser who owned a couple salons and was also a felon. He would ride around in a $100,000+ Benz and was connected to bougie white folk, one willed him a nice 2 story house in her will. He was a complete psychopath that wanted to date straight men because he didn’t like gay people, even though he was flamboyantly gay. He would go on racist rants about gay black men and was very controlling, trying to get his hooks into you. Offering to buy you a nice car, make calls to get you a job, etc. He didn’t really want you to achieve those things on your own, he wanted you dependent on him. Everyone loved the guy everywhere we went, he would tip generously, do people favors, get them hook ups, etc. He used to talk about how he could see spirits and had a personal relationship with Jesus, etc.

The insecure young man that was getting picked up out the hood in a head turning luxury car, treated like royalty and being offered a sense of security he never had before loved dating a successful guy. Overlooked a lot of crazy to do so and had fun. But it only lasted a couple of months before that initial culture shock wore off and I’m stuck looking at the person, not the connections or wealth.

I’m trying to say is yeah those things are nice, but it’s not even a consideration when choosing who to sleep with or date. I could give a *less about social standing, wealth or connections these days. Just give me a dorky skinny white boy with an ass as thick as his glasses and I’ll be alright.

So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Eric Caldwell was going bumpity, bumpity , bump with his favorite China Girl Hump!

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I like Sean Maloney
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I didn't know he was gay!

 

[oldngray]

 

[Box Ox]

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Rep. Eric Swalwell refused to say if he had sex with a suspected Chinese spy who slept with 2 mayors for an intelligence campaign

Fox News' Tucker Carlson said Swalwell's office declined to comment when his show asked about a claim that he had sex with a suspected Chinese spy.

www.businessinsider.com

“Rep. Eric Swalwell's office has not responded to multiple requests for comment from Insider on whether he had a sexual relationship with a suspected Chinese spy.”