ikoi62
Well-Known Member
ill be a nice guy and take those stops from you each day..
about clearing the snow from the sidewalk i have had customers say.. God put the snow there God can take it away. to which i reply ni1 ni2 ni3 rts.
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ill be a nice guy and take those stops from you each day..
about clearing the snow from the sidewalk i have had customers say.. God put the snow there God can take it away. to which i reply ni1 ni2 ni3 rts.
brownman15
Well-Known Member
why a towel will do ok
I think I told you the story of when she answered the door holding a towel to cover up. I needed a signature, so she looks back and forth from DIAD to stylus (needs both hands to sign, ones holding up the towel).
Sighs, tosses the towel over my arm, grabs stylus and DIAD and signs.
So now she doesn't bother with the towel anymore. Works for Victorias Secret, whatever that is.
God I hate that stop.
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
I always loved the a$$wipe who would watch you pull up to his house through a big picture window ,then yah ring bell and have to wait.... This stop goes into the memory bank like a bad D.R & in future gets 1 ring ,del notice & run like hell see yah tommorow dick weed!!!!
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
VIctorias Secret , Applecourt & Lifestyles never got D.R 'd he he he he
Catatonic
Nine Lives
Leftinbuilding
Well-Known Member
The distance to the front door is directly related to the weight/size of the box! Short/level walk? 5 lbs or lighter. Long, uphill or stairs? Minimum weight 45 lbs. Short/level? Driver release. Long, uphill or stairs? Sig required, not in.
Big Babooba
Well-Known Member
I used to deliver to a senior citizens apartment complex. One of the residents got a Victoria's Secret delivery at least once a week. She had to be at least 70! She always had on way too much makeup and bright red lipstick. One day she answered the door wearing tight jeans and a half tank top - no bra. It's been over 14 years and I still have nightmares.VIctorias Secret , Applecourt & Lifestyles never got D.R 'd he he he he
Catatonic
Nine Lives
10 more years and when you remember, you'll get excited!
trplnkl
555
Ever notice that most applecourt packages had to be inspected for illegal contraband?VIctorias Secret , Applecourt & Lifestyles never got D.R 'd he he he he
dilligaf
IN VINO VERITAS
He's just drooling.The insincerity is drooling from your lips!
Get a tissue Over! Wipe that off you lip.
I totally made that up, but it makes a great story!
If it had happened, I never would have left Package!!!
dilligaf
IN VINO VERITAS
Or you would have left more than the pkg!
1. Tie your dam dog up and then it won't get hit like the last one you had.
2. Put a number on your house and one that we can see from more than 20 feet away.
3. I don't know what's in the box or who sent it to you so don't ask.
4. Don't ask why I'm so late today, if me being late is a problem than you should have had it shipped NDA.
2. Put a number on your house and one that we can see from more than 20 feet away.
3. I don't know what's in the box or who sent it to you so don't ask.
4. Don't ask why I'm so late today, if me being late is a problem than you should have had it shipped NDA.
Organic Steam
New Member
When I D.R. a package at you front door don't wait until I'm about to pull off to start screaming and waving your arms at me. The when I stop ask me if you needed to sign for that package. Clearly you don't, I left it for you and was leaving.
JustTired
free at last.......
Can you remember when those envelopes were stapled shut? I think every male driver used to carry a stapler with them!!
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westsideworma
Guest
what the hell is applecourt? Sorry, I've never heard of it. does the fact that I'm 26 help my case? lol
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