Retirees on Brown Cafe

rod

Retired 22 years
I"m sorry, I meant to say Browncafe provides a place for the rest of us to share in the combined wisdom of the retirees, at least until they start drooling and soiling themselves. Then we put the run on them.:peaceful:

Damn---I already hit the drooling stage.
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
A Typical Retirement Community Like Mine......

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.

One child wrote the following:


We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Batemans Bay where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they don't have to mow the grass anymore!

They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.

There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts!


Nobody there cooks, they just eat out and, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds.

Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.


My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.


When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

PRICELESS! Remember to send this to all your "retarded grandparent" friends and give them a laugh too!!















 

rod

Retired 22 years
A Typical Retirement Community Like Mine......

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.

One child wrote the following:


We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Batemans Bay where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they don't have to mow the grass anymore!

They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.

There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts!


Nobody there cooks, they just eat out and, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds.

Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.


My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.


When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

PRICELESS! Remember to send this to all your "retarded grandparent" friends and give them a laugh too!!


Thats some funny stuff ----and so true. My wife was just talking to her mother who has a park model in a retirement village in Casa Grande Arizona. My mother-in -law said she had fallen the other day and blacked out on the ground for a couple of minitues. My wife is very concerned about her but my mother-on -law told her-----"Oh-out here everyone does that".
 

fxdwg

Long Time Member
Interesting thread. I missed it the first time around. I am a former UPSer and have had several posters question my creditability on some posts I made.

I'm not "educated" or I'm not "current"...

I say this is not the Washington Post or the NY Times, it is for AMUSEMENT.

Anyone thinking that this, or any other social networking medium, is a place to be Fair and Balanced needs counseling. He (they) may not know that, but it's part of the typical profile.
 

fxdwg

Long Time Member
This may not be the Post or the Times but it doesn't have to be the Enquirer either.

But for you, it seems like the NY Post.
You think you're the "voice of reason" amid dribble.

You're oblivious that this is nothing but dribble; yet to you...it is a Forum whereby you attempt to achieve "greatness".

Low achiever...
 

bbsam

Moderator
Staff member
But for you, it seems like the NY Post.
You think you're the "voice of reason" amid dribble.

You're oblivious that this is nothing but dribble; yet to you...it is a Forum whereby you attempt to achieve "greatness".

Low achiever...
Ok. Now you're hitting close to home, rep beggar. I/you don't have to take this from you/me, Mr high achiever guy. Go swim in your big pond and leave the bottom feeding to me and the rest of the big fat carp.:happy-very::wink2:
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
"....For all we know, Upstate is in a nursing home somewhere, sitting at a computer, connected to an oxygen tank, dribbling on the computer keys as he type's his, Drivel...."

And using whiteout when he makes a mistake !!
 

RW1

New Member
Oh boy! This is my virgin post on this site. I am a short timer,working my LAST peak. I am very opinionated,but not a good spellier. If the topic is whether or not retirees should be allowed to post on this site,then I do have a point of view to offer. Really,I mean really?
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
Oh boy! This is my virgin post on this site. I am a short timer,working my LAST peak. I am very opinionated,but not a good spellier. If the topic is whether or not retirees should be allowed to post on this site,then I do have a point of view to offer. Really,I mean really?

Excellent 1st post, RW1! Please please tell us your opinion!!!
 
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