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Thebrowntruth
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Please say it isnt so? Another reduction in any incentive to going into management!!!! In what galaxy can a UPS employee survive doing 100 percent of their job at this age. Im sure the teamsters will be locked into the same age requirement soon. MMMMMM, just think of the cost savings of having all the hard working members of BOTH management and the driver ranks working until 62! The reduction in staffing from heart attacks will be simply wonderful. I hope IE builds in their "cost" plans and PE in their building plans the wiring requirements for an ample supply of heart defibrillators.
Here my friends is the biggest irony....Your in management and born before 62...odds are you have several years of MIP in your pocket before the stock went public (ya got a nice nest egg). You can still get out yet the poor saps who DIDNT benefit from the IPO get to STAY 7 years longer! AWESOME isnt it? I'm sure the added 7 years will offset the 5% return on the stock. And the younger ones get to pay MORE for health care and do the same work that was formerly done by two.
But in all fairness one must note the positives...On the bright side you do get the benefit of using computers that would struggle to play the Atari games from the 80's, you do get a p/t workforce that is paid what they were 15 years ago (no need to learn all those tricky wage rates), you will have more time to date after the divorce the stress will cause, you can put off the retirement party plans AND each day when you pass those guys that retired into their Lexus when they were 55 you can sit up proud in that package car that was washed just 3 weeks ago and say "at least I dont have to pay an accountant to figure out to do with all my money...cause i dont have any"
Yep, we cant hire any college kids to be loaders anymore but at least we will get some takers to come right in as friend/T management. How do the those with MILLIONS in Atlanta sleep at night? Doesnt the money in there mattress at least keep them up a little? Jim Casey, you were a great businessman, Im glad you arent here to see what has become of what you created! BTW, who is willing to wager that Jim is sleeping less these days than the pretenders to his throne?
Here my friends is the biggest irony....Your in management and born before 62...odds are you have several years of MIP in your pocket before the stock went public (ya got a nice nest egg). You can still get out yet the poor saps who DIDNT benefit from the IPO get to STAY 7 years longer! AWESOME isnt it? I'm sure the added 7 years will offset the 5% return on the stock. And the younger ones get to pay MORE for health care and do the same work that was formerly done by two.
But in all fairness one must note the positives...On the bright side you do get the benefit of using computers that would struggle to play the Atari games from the 80's, you do get a p/t workforce that is paid what they were 15 years ago (no need to learn all those tricky wage rates), you will have more time to date after the divorce the stress will cause, you can put off the retirement party plans AND each day when you pass those guys that retired into their Lexus when they were 55 you can sit up proud in that package car that was washed just 3 weeks ago and say "at least I dont have to pay an accountant to figure out to do with all my money...cause i dont have any"
Yep, we cant hire any college kids to be loaders anymore but at least we will get some takers to come right in as friend/T management. How do the those with MILLIONS in Atlanta sleep at night? Doesnt the money in there mattress at least keep them up a little? Jim Casey, you were a great businessman, Im glad you arent here to see what has become of what you created! BTW, who is willing to wager that Jim is sleeping less these days than the pretenders to his throne?