Sex in UPS

[dookie stain]

Doing what?

Pervert!!!!!!!

 

[rod]

Tell the wife and then ask her if she wants to have revenge sex.

They say the best sex is when you tie your wife up, mount her from behind, tell her that her sister is a better lay than she is and then cut the ropes and hang on.

 

[Box Ox]

They say the best sex is when you tie your wife up, mount her from behind, tell her that her sister is a better lay than she is and then cut the ropes and hang on.

The good old Bucking Bronco!

 

[dookie stain]

They say the best sex is when you tie your wife up, mount her from behind, tell her that her sister is a better lay than she is and then cut the ropes and hang on.

 

[MyTripisCut]

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Lmao!

 

[Over 70]

They say the best sex is when you tie your wife up, mount her from behind, tell her that her sister is a better lay than she is and then cut the ropes and hang on.

Make sure you spit a little grizzly on it first, can't have any chaffing!

What would @dookie stain do? WWDSD

 

[dookie stain]

Make sure you spit a little grizzly on it first, can't have any chaffing!

What would @dookie stain do? WWDSD

Better hold on sumbitch!

 

[moreluck]

The real question is: As a UPS employee, would you prefer to have been conceived in a UPS facility or a poop-loaded porta potty at an Insane Clown Posse concert on a blazing hot and humid summer day?

Since I'm not a UPS employee, I can't answer. What's an insane clown posse?????

 

[rod]

Since I'm not a UPS employee, I can't answer. What's an insane clown posse?????

you had to ask

 

[Operational needs]

Since I'm not a UPS employee, I can't answer. What's an insane clown posse?????

Insane Clown Posse - Wikipedia

 

[moreluck]

of course I know who they are.....but people do expect a 70 year old to ask the question.

 

[rod]

 

[Scottyhawk]

Make sure you spit a little grizzly on it first, can't have any chaffing!

What would @dookie stain do? WWDSD

Kodak is better

 

[burrheadd]

Kodak is better

I like Polaroid myself

 

[Scottyhawk]

I like Polaroid myself

Thank you auto correct, it was supposed to be Kodiak

 

[Over 70]

I'm a Mint Skoal guy myself.

 

[Returntosender]

I'm a Mint Skoal guy myself.

 

[wayfair]

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[Over 70]

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I'm married with kids, first picture is about right...