Special Delivery

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by Hoaxster, Jan 17, 2009.

  1. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

    Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested, Both said they were very much in favor of it.

    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

    At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were Ecstatic.

    When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.
  2. drewed

    drewed Shankman

  3. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    That's freaking hilarious Hoax!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. ladybrown

    ladybrown New Member

    Good one Hoax! LMAO
  5. mattwtrs

    mattwtrs Retired Senior Member

    Should I share this one with my wife??
  6. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Ya, and let us know how that turns out for ya!:happy2:
  7. Red Dawn

    Red Dawn Member

    aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh she said she was on the pill!! lol
  8. mattwtrs

    mattwtrs Retired Senior Member

    She said you used to look pretty beat up and in pain when you came home. Now I know why. Which lady friend were you with today?
  9. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    My new wife asked me a couple of weeks after the wedding if I had heard the stories about UPS men being chased by female customers. Not being a stupid man, I told her that yeah I have heard the stories but they are all made up and never really happens.
  10. longlunchguy

    longlunchguy Runnin on Empty

    Hoax...that's funny! Mrs. Longlunch didn't seem to find it nearly as funny as I did. Guess you had to be there!
  11. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    Now I understand the significance of a "Longlunch".