Straight UPS employees

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ol'browneye, Dec 3, 2009.

  1. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    Just wondering if there are any other openly straight UPS drivers out there? Or part-timers or helpers for that matter? I am openly straight and proud to admit it! We have quite a few openly straight employees where I work here in Missouri. Seems they are everywhere!

    Come on you heterosexuals out there, let's hear from you, loud and proud!
  2. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    Let me be the first to congratulate you on having the courage to come out of the closet.:happy-very:
  3. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    Thanks Tie, that warms my cockles!
  4. whiskey

    whiskey New Member

    Okay, I'll admit it. Here's to swimin with bo legged women.
  5. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    You have more than one? That's just weird:happy2:
  6. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    My cockles are heated also.
    Im so straight I scare myself at times.
    I find my self flirting with the opposite sex at times, some of them half my age, how dare I!
    I actually found myself in a restroom with one of them tonight. For some reason my goggles didnt identify the skirt from the pants Icon on the door of the toilet room.
    Now that is embarrassing.
  7. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    I`m not. I lean to one side.
  8. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    ^Have a V-8

    Here goes......I am straight.....OMG that feels so good to get out.

    On the other hand, maybe it's just my building, but do other buildings have a lot of ass-grabbing guys? This is a weird phenomenon that even my helper has noticed who has just also recently started as a loader.
  9. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    Straight as an arrow here: not quite as sharp anymore.
  10. wornoutupser

    wornoutupser Well-Known Member

    I am out of the closet!! I AM STRAIT!!!
  11. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

    I feel guilty for not saying it before,
    I am straight.
    I feel better now that that is out in the open and so is my wife of 32yrs.
    On the other hand, your Avatar, "ol'browneye" does conjure up a mental image that might be taken wrong by someone who is gay.:peaceful:
  12. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    don't ask , don't tell.
  13. blue efficacy

    blue efficacy Active Member

    Nice job mocking a whole group of people, guys.

    Grow up.
  14. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Tooner, that is too funny. I have not done that yet but if I need a bathroom and the womens is busy I damn sure will use the mens (assuming it's a single occupancy bathroom). :happy-very:

    I am a terrible flirt. And ya know what, it's fun. In the last month I have been hit on by a customer (younger, very cute) and by another driver from a different company. I like it!:happy-very:
  15. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    Not mocking gay people, mocking the attitude of "I'm gay, I'm, special"!

    Don't be so sensitive.
  16. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    My lips are sealed!:devil3:
  17. blue efficacy

    blue efficacy Active Member

    Is something wrong with people being proud of something that in the not too distant past HAD to be kept a total secret? And still does in heavy Repubican areas?

    Not being overly sensitive. Just of the opinion that a persecuted minority has every right to be proud.
  18. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I'm straight and i prove it every two weeks or so if shes up to it.
  19. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    That proves's your fuscia ascot that has folks wondering!!
  20. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    sounded to me this thread is mocking city driver more than anything.