The eternal question....

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by soberups, Aug 23, 2011.

  1. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

  2. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Why, to get to the other side, of course. Silly.
  3. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

    center manager to soberups..."Why were you stopped and idling for 90 seconds in between stop x and stop y?"

    "Sir (or Ma'am), it was a slow chicken."
  4. dillweed

    dillweed Well-Known Member

    They love breadcrumbs and such. Next time, if you have a sandwich, get out and feed the little thing. Very cute, those chickens and more personality than some folks I have worked with.
  5. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Chickens have no ability to backstab. I raised them as a kid.
  6. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I have never put a chicken on "ignore".
  7. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Me neither. Just pathetic old McCloud.
  8. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    You have answered my question. Since I see no egg, the chicken came first!
  9. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    ...because it was there.
  10. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Ask's a conspiracy!!
  11. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    The chicken wanted you to hit him so he could sue UPS.
  12. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    Sober the cock blocker
  13. brownboxman

    brownboxman Active Member

    If you would have ran over that bird, being a domesticated animal, would you be charged with an accident?
  14. OT Hound

    OT Hound New Member

    Yes, that is Foghorn Leghorn. I say, I say take it easy boy.
  15. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    This thread is messed up. I got a pic/text from a friend today who sent me a picture of a chicken with the same question. Must be today's theme.
  16. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To prove to the possum that it could actually be done.
  17. faded jeans

    faded jeans just a member

    Possums do tend to fail miserably at that task!