When I read this ,I thought,come on,you are full of

!
But,you have always been a straight up member,so I guess its possible.
Most of us live in the real world,where a $20 tip at Christmas is good enough to make you feel appreciated,
(I've had my share of rocks) Charlie
For $5k I`d come back at night all year and clean the pool ,out of appreciation
Or "Whoville"