What's your beef with ground people. I was happily running a RPS business when your greedy company bought us out. Now they have destroyed my business and have more control over me and my drivers than ever before. More so since they won the lawsuits.
Welcome to FedEx. You have clearly not been consuming the Kool-Aid. In order to understand, be happy, and live in the light and love that is FedEx, you must drink the Kool-Aid. Drink deeply, and savor the flavor of being one with that which is Purple and wonderful.
Unhappiness is not allowed, so you must either conform or be purged from all of this corporate love. To be controlled is to be happy, and to be happy is to be controlled. We are one, we are FedEx, we are the Unimind.
Say it over and over until you believe!! Fred loves you. We all love you. FedEx is paradise.