The Speech Bush should give

moreluck

golden ticket member
Someone sent this to me and I just thought I would share it. Not looking to start an argument or anything......

Speech Bush Should Give....

We all have our disagreements with President Bush. Immigration, U.S. Attorney firings, Iraq, Darfur, etc. are all hot topics these days. The following "speech" was written yesterday by an ordinary Maineiac. While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis in fact to be effective. An excellent piece by a person who does not write for a living. Sent with the author's permission.

The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give:

Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.

I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: there's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.

The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people.

I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers of homeowners including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton Administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it doesn't seem to have sunk in.

Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you don't realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world.

We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this "blood for oil" thing. If I was trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied People Died' crap either. If I was the liar you take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named 'Clinton' established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?

You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to outspend and out-tech them.

That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you. And the bastards are all over the globe.

You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor'. Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.

Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, you might just as well Fedex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC News. Most of you would rather watch American Idol.

So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.

Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means the smiling, vacuous nitwit Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there're just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

So that's it. God bless what's left of America. Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, * off.
 

Overpaid Union Thug

Well-Known Member
Someone sent this to me and I just thought I would share it. Not looking to start an argument or anything......

Speech Bush Should Give....

We all have our disagreements with President Bush. Immigration, U.S. Attorney firings, Iraq, Darfur, etc. are all hot topics these days. The following "speech" was written yesterday by an ordinary Maineiac. While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis in fact to be effective. An excellent piece by a person who does not write for a living. Sent with the author's permission.

The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give:

Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.

I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: there's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.

The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people.

I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers of homeowners including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton Administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it doesn't seem to have sunk in.

Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you don't realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world.

We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this "blood for oil" thing. If I was trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied People Died' crap either. If I was the liar you take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named 'Clinton' established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?

You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to outspend and out-tech them.

That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you. And the bastards are all over the globe.

You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor'. Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.

Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, you might just as well Fedex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC News. Most of you would rather watch American Idol.

So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.

Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means the smiling, vacuous nitwit Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there're just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

So that's it. God bless what's left of America. Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, * off.

That was great!
 

Sammie

Well-Known Member
It's impossible for Bush to look like much of anything with this liberal media.

Your article is Right On.
 

diesel96

Well-Known Member
quote; "An excellent piece by a person who does not write for a living. Sent with the author's permission." :lol:

Brought to you by The Conservative School of Deep thought.:yawn:

quote;
Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. you're really not fellow Americans any longer."

Tell that to the dead soldiers family who are Democrats.


Quote;
"I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.''

And you George "W" worshippers have all the answers like Teir-ra-nee and nook-clearer pro-lith er-ration.
Conservatives are so****** we-todd-did .Figure that out.


Quote:
"So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford.
Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. "

And don't let the White House doors hit ya on the :censored2: on the way out.

Quote;
"Not looking to start an argument or anything."
But;
"So that's it. God bless what's left of America. Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, * off."


The feelings Mutual,you:*******: can crawl back under that rock in 2008.Thanks for sharing that lovely piece of:poop: with us on Memorial Day,That was very patriotic of you.
 
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over9five

Moderator
Staff member
"sofa-king we-todd-did"

"hit ya on the :censored2:"

"you:*******"

"piece of..."




Getting more and more like Teamsternet everyday....
 

diesel96

Well-Known Member
"just thought I would share it"

"Not looking to start an argument or anything......"

"must have a basis in fact"

"The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give:"

"you're really not fellow Americans any longer."

"I'm fed up with you people."

"you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. "

" And the majority of you are too damned lazy"

"all you can do is whine "


" If I was trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell."

"Some guy named 'Clinton "(used to be your president fellow American)

"You idiots need to understand "

"You should be grateful But you're not."

" That's because you've got no idea "

" I'm disappointed how many of you people"

"You're incapable of seeing things"

"you actively support those who help the enemy."

"you might just as well Fedex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist."

"Most of you would rather watch American Idol."

"So that's it.. The rest of you, * off.
"


20 trash talking quotes in one post,
And I have the Mean Streak?:wink:


Getting more and more like Hate-net.com everyday
 

diesel96

Well-Known Member
diesel attacks a FICTIONAL piece........now that's truly funny !!:lol::lol:


Not attacking,keyword is defending.I didn't start this thread.
And it wasn't directed to the author of that fictional piece,it was directed to the subject who posted it.
Oh what a second,that would be you Moreluck.:w00t:
 

brazenbrown

Well-Known Member
How original:sleep1:Wake me up when you have something interesting to say.

Why waste my time you'll just continue to sleep while pissing away our Country with your, bury your head in the sand philosophy.:wink:

And stop touching yourself at night dreaming about Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reily.:tongue_sm

Yeah, and you can continue to have your sweet dreams with that bag of hot air, Rosie O'donnell.:laugh:
 

wkmac

Well-Known Member
How original:sleep1:Wake me up when you have something interesting to say.
And stop touching yourself at night dreaming about Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reily.:tongue_sm

That was totally out of line diesel. I'm no fan of Coulter and O' Reily but that comment above is absolutely childish. If you mental abilities are incapable of anything better than that, then you need to go. I got no problem with some back and forth comments that get a little testy but keep it out of the gutter.

Scratch! Kill It Dude!

Moreluck, you've been down this road before with someone else so use your head and don't provoke this because when you and others start hollering foul, I'll laugh at you to your face!
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
"you've been down this road before with someone else "

Me thinks it's the same "someone", wkmac. Thanks for the warning though. :thumbup1:
 

diesel96

Well-Known Member
That was totally out of line diesel. I'm no fan of Coulter and O' Reily but that comment above is absolutely childish. If you mental abilities are incapable of anything better than that, then you need to go. I got no problem with some back and forth comments that get a little testy but keep it out of the gutter.

Scratch! Kill It Dude!

Moreluck, you've been down this road before with someone else so use your head and don't provoke this because when you and others start hollering foul, I'll laugh at you to your face!


Coming from someone who has a "Porn Star" and a Weeney Mobile(avatar) representing themself and asking me to keep it out of the gutter:confused:1.Staying nuetral as you usally do Wkmac aka "The Moral Police".I'll try to keep my mental abilities in check for our Swiss Referee.
But you don't blow the whistle on something like this;
Quote-Moreluck's fictional letter;

"So that's it. God bless what's left of America. Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, * off.

So it's ok to provoke,but not ok to respond.Compared to what I said to this malicious letter posted by moreluck,I think Scratch doesn't need your imput WKMAC.But thx for your concern.
 

brazenbrown

Well-Known Member
Cindy Sheehan quits.



"The most devastating conclusion that I reached this morning, however, was that Casey did indeed die for nothing," she said in reference to her son, who was killed in Iraq in April 2004.

To lose a child like this is a terrible loss, for a Mom to say it was for nothing is pathetic and demoralizing in addition to a hurtful swipe at all the troops over there now.


The following are some interesting comparisons and similarities to the fictional Bush speech and Cindy's goodbye that I found interesting::cool:


Cindy:

I have tried every (day) since he died to make his sacrifice meaningful. Casey died for a country which cares more about who will be the next American Idol than how many people will be killed in the next few months while Democrats and Republicans play politics with human lives.

Bush:


In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC News. Most of you would rather watch American Idol.


Cindy:

"Goodbye America ... you are not the country that I love and I finally realized no matter how much I sacrifice, I can’t make you be that country unless you want it," she concluded.

Bush:

I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

Cindy:

She said she had lost faith in the anti-war movement's ability to make change and even in Democrats, who are largely opposed to the war and who took control of the House and Senate last year.

Bush:

Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, you might just as well Fedex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.

Cindy:

"Goodbye America ... you are not the country that I love and I finally realized no matter how much I sacrifice, I can't make you be that country unless you want it," she concluded.

Bush:

So that's it. God bless what's left of America. Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, * off.
 

wkmac

Well-Known Member
Diesel,
You left out the part about Satan's Spare Bedroom too!

Moreluck,
It's either the same or someone has a mold and they're dumping these things out on the market!
:tongue_sm

Just remember if this is so (and I do agree) where it always ends up going.
 
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