tired a**poser life for $29.37/hr

[Wally]

@Wally

update

im starting bartending school today.

getting finger printed for security officer tuesday.

serving up 300 burgers in 3 hours for about $175 @ predator games @ bridgestone arena.

take home is $950 a week from my bootleg temp ups situation.

but im hoping thats 2 nights bartending. even if it is, i need both to do some stuff and save.

but these discount "upsers" really think they
are the hottest *+#* the sun ever shined on

#TIRED

And now a Wallation™:

To my fans, I offer this update:

Today I formally announce my new vocational endeavor: Bartending! I begin my formally training today at a well known institute of mixology studies.

Not only that, Tuesday I get fingerprinted as I am also on my way to a lucrative career in security!

Currently, I serve up to 300 hamburgers in my concession job at a local sports arena. I earn $175 in just 3 hours!

I net $950 a week in my temporary position with UPS.

I'm planning on earning $950 in just 2 night's time as a mixologist. I need to build my portfolio.

It seems to me many at UPS, including those here on BrownCafe, think the sun rises and sets with everything UPS.

They suck.

 

[Yeet]

And now a Wallation™:

To my fans, I offer this update:

Today I formally announce my new vocational endeavor: Bartending! I begin my formally training today at a well known institute of mixology studies.

Not only that, Tuesday I get fingerprinted as I am also on my way to a lucrative career in security!

Currently, I serve up to 300 hamburgers in my concession job at a local sports arena. I earn $175 in just 3 hours!

I net $950 a week in my temporary position with UPS.

I'm planning on earning $950 in just 2 night's time as a mixologist. I need to build my portfolio.

It seems to me many at UPS, including those here on BrownCafe, think the sun rises and sets with everything UPS.

They suck.

Thanks, Wally.

 

[jimdandy3]

update

im starting bartending school today.

getting finger printed for security officer tuesday.

serving up 300 burgers in 3 hours for about $175 @ predator games @ bridgestone arena.

take home is $950 a week from my bootleg temp ups situation.

but im hoping thats 2 nights bartending. even if it is, i need both to do some stuff and save.

but these discount "upsers" really think they
are the hottest *+#* the sun ever shined on

#TIRED

Why did you use so many emojis?

 

[Yeet]

Why did you use so many emojis?

Because he has the mental fortitude, attitude, self-entitlement, and work ethic of a pre teenaged girl.

 

[542thruNthru]

Because he has the mental fortitude, attitude, self-entitlement, and work ethic of a pre teenaged girl.

So he's a native of Florida?

 

[Yeet]

So he's a native of Florida?

Precisely.

 

[11.19igrad]

i dont remember posting this but i was talking about mail innovations people not you guys

 

[Commercial Inside Release]

You really want to get even with UPS, wear your left over browns while you bartend...

We know you still have some.

 

[sailfish]

Lol. I never tip bartenders.

 

[542thruNthru]

Lol. I never tip bartenders.

For the last time. Your mother's not a bartender just because she owns the table you drink your chocolate milk at!

 

[Commercial Inside Release]

Your mother's not a bartender

Mother's day is coming, and she's easy to shop for... Just get her a half gallon of Wild Turkey.

 

[sailfish]

For the last time. Your mother's not a bartender just because she owns the table you drink your chocolate milk at!

 

[542thruNthru]

Mother's day is coming, and she's easy to shop for... Just get her a half gallon of Wild Turkey.

She's a Jameson woman.

 

[Poop Head]

update

im starting bartending school today.

getting finger printed for security officer tuesday.

serving up 300 burgers in 3 hours for about $175 @ predator games @ bridgestone arena.

take home is $950 a week from my bootleg temp ups situation.

but im hoping thats 2 nights bartending. even if it is, i need both to do some stuff and save.

but these discount "upsers" really think they
are the hottest *+#* the sun ever shined on

#TIRED

Get that poosay.

 

[burrheadd]

i dont remember posting this but i was talking about mail innovations people not you guys

Oh well in that case it makes perfect sense

 

[Doing time]

How will you know how to operate the beer tap? Will someone need to demonstrate for you? Or is it common sense?

 

[clean hairy]

How will you know how to operate the beer tap? Will someone need to demonstrate for you? Or is it common sense?

Common sense did not work out well for with the handbrake...
Nobody noticed you pull the tap to dispense the beer, and PUSH it to shut off the flow of beer?
He will break it trying to pull the tap to shut it off!

 

[Commercial Inside Release]

Pulling your own tap is a near knee jerk event.

 

[Wally]

How will you know how to operate the beer tap? Will someone need to demonstrate for you? Or is it common sense?

You don't earn $450 a night pulling beer. You have to mix those fancy cocktails.

Do bartenders really make that much?

 

[Babagounj]

You don't earn $450 a night pulling beer. You have to mix those fancy cocktails.

Do bartenders really make that much?

Sometimes at closed events; wedding and such.
Places where your drinkers aren't going to be leaving any time soon.