Top twelve I.E. slogans

[soberups]

Top twelve slogans for UPS Industrial Engineering

1. "If you have time to do your job....we haven't been doing ours."

2. "Summertime...its like peak, only warmer."

3. "If it isnt broken, fix it anyway. If it still isnt broken....keep fixing it!"

4. "And on the 8th day, God created your Time Study."

5. "Its not a cubicle...its a temple of all-knowing all-seeing knowledge and wisdom."

6. "If we can measure it, we can micromanage it."

7. "Ergonomics are for sissies."

8. "Safety...its less than just a buzzword."

9. "Lip service...its so much cheaper than the real thing."

10. "Reality...its just an excuse offered by those who fail to meet our expectations"

11. "I generate reports, therefore I exist."

12. "Peak season....24/7,365."

 

[bbsam]

"Contract? What contract?"

 

[iruhnman630]

"Making 'sense' is only for the government treasury."

 

[trickpony1]

"if you ain't behind, you ain't working"

.....so I try to be behind every chance I get.

 

[Bubblehead]

IE, the only job besides television weatherman, where you can be wrong half the time and still keep your job.

 

[bluehdmc]

I.E.= It's Easy (spoken by people who never did the job)

 

[Returntosender]

Pre PCM I.E. to Operations "The plan will not fail. Run the plan."
Post PCM I.E. to Operations "The plan did not fail, You failed in the implementation of the plan."

 

[klein]

Logistics doesn't mean to be logic !

lo·gis·tics

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1. The aspect of military operations that deals with the procurement, distribution, maintenance, and replacement of materiel and personnel.
2. The management of the details of an operation.

 

[whiskey]

When in doubt, fudge.

 

[Anonymous 10]

It will fit. If it doesnt we will give it to the air driver.

 

[over9five]

It will fit. If it doesnt we will give it to the air driver.

....to give back to you later when you have room.

 

[TheKid]

"It's all figured in"

 

[Jackburton]

Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated or die

 

[hurricanegunner]

IE: "You drivers have had it too easy for too long. We are here to fix that."

 

[HEFFERNAN]

I.E. Slogan ------ If you can do it 10 seconds, you can do it in 9

 

[hellfire]

yes, our plans are realistic and will save money,no matter how ridiculous and impractical in the real world ,,because we will force our operations people to hide all truth to appease the almighty IE and share owners, because our ideas are absolute, just look at the numbers

 

[rod]

I am the all powerful OZ---Do not pay attention to that man behind the curtain:

The Wizard of Oz: Pay No Attention - YouTube

 

[Re-Raise]

There is no reason to actually look at the result.. it has already been determined to be an unmitigated success

 

[soberups]

"Our plan....your problem"

 

[Jackburton]

If it doesn't have a report, it's not worth reporting.