UPS Drivers HATE me

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Dear Diary, Nov 4, 2018.

  1. Dear Diary

    Dear Diary UPS PC Slave

    Here are 5 tips for a helper to annoy their driver, number 3 will TERRORIZE them!

    1. Keep losing their pens
    2. Make a COD check fly out the window
    3. Randomly move packages around on the shelf
    4. Piss into a bottle and keep it in the bottle holder
    5. Report them for bullying because they don't love dear leader Trudeau

    Hhahahaha so funny! I love helpers now!

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    Terrible if it happened :yawn2:
     
  2. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    Tips for driver to annoy annoying helper
    #1. Lose check on Friday.
     
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  3. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Doúchebaggery

    Thread title sounds like one of those clickbait ads at the bottom of the page of the weather or a news article.
     
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  4. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    @cheryl this trash needs to be disposed of
     
  5. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Are you Canadian or something, ehhhh?
     
  6. LeftRS1

    LeftRS1 One of those Millennials Drivers

    #2. Forget to pick them up for 2 hours, "Johnny was a no show."
     
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  7. Scoot

    Scoot Active Member

    The real top 5:

    1. Show up late.
    2. Stay in the truck when we come to a stop even though I've told you 100 times to hop down and I'll hand you the package.
    3. Take longer than 5 seconds to lock your seatbelt in.
    4. Ask me if I think we'll be done by 5 on Friday even though you were just telling me how you needed extra money for Christmas.
    5. Talk too much.
     
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  8. watdaflock?

    watdaflock? Well-Known Member

    Many UPS preloaders, hate UPS drivers.

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  9. Ghost in the Darkness

    Ghost in the Darkness Well-Known Member

    Drop them off early... EVERYDAY!!!
     
  10. TearsInRain

    TearsInRain IE boogeyman

    driver in my district a few years ago thought he’d be funny and did that two weeks in a row to a helper

    helper and his buddies jumped him at his car, stabbed the :censored2: out of him

    people just can’t take a joke these days i guess
     
  11. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS Almost Honest

    Lesson learned, vote republican...
     
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  12. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    Another thread promising humor, another thread I leave disappointed
     
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  13. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Here, walk these two off, I'm gonna sort the truck.


    Beep beep! Vroom

    Bye!!
     
  14. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Major fail! You lose!
    -Helper never gets a pen?
    -COD? Nope, I'm doing it.
    -Helper does nothing but move what I hand it.
    -It it has to go, it is not in my truck. Find a bush.
    -No one in Merica' knows who that clown is.

    FAIL!
     
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  15. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    It makes the Chuck Norris thread look like gold!
     
  16. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Perhaps. Staff Member

    If this little twerp had been assigned to me, I would have worked my way out to the furthest point on my rural route and dropped him off.

    Sorry, that's all the longer I can keep you today. See you in the morning.
     
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  17. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    I laughed when I read "twerp". Haven't heard that term in years.
     
  18. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    1) get your own pen you'll never touch mine

    2) you'll never touch a COD check

    3) you'll never be allowed in the back of the truck

    4) do so and you can walk back to your car.
     
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  19. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Perhaps. Staff Member

    At least it isn't censored,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yet.
     
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  20. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    That twerp @hehe xd used it all the time, bubba burger
     
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