UPS Drivers HATE me

[Dear Diary]

Here are 5 tips for a helper to annoy their driver, number 3 will TERRORIZE them!

1. Keep losing their pens
2. Make a COD check fly out the window
3. Randomly move packages around on the shelf
4. Piss into a bottle and keep it in the bottle holder
5. Report them for bullying because they don't love dear leader Trudeau

Hhahahaha so funny! I love helpers now!

Terrible if it happened

 

[Johney]

Tips for driver to annoy annoying helper
#1. Lose check on Friday.

 

[sailfish]

Thread title sounds like one of those clickbait ads at the bottom of the page of the weather or a news article.

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

@cheryl this trash needs to be disposed of

 

[Box Ox]

Here are 5 tips for a helper to annoy their driver, number 3 will TERRORIZE them!

5. Report them for bullying because they don't love dear leader Trudeau

Are you Canadian or something, ehhhh?

 

[LeftRS1]

Tips for driver to annoy annoying helper
#1. Lose check on Friday.

#2. Forget to pick them up for 2 hours, "Johnny was a no show."

 

[Scoot]

The real top 5:

1. Show up late.
2. Stay in the truck when we come to a stop even though I've told you 100 times to hop down and I'll hand you the package.
3. Take longer than 5 seconds to lock your seatbelt in.
4. Ask me if I think we'll be done by 5 on Friday even though you were just telling me how you needed extra money for Christmas.
5. Talk too much.

 

[watdaflock?]

Many UPS preloaders, hate UPS drivers.

 

[Ghost in the Darkness]

Drop them off early... EVERYDAY!!!

 

[TearsInRain]

Tips for driver to annoy annoying helper
#1. Lose check on Friday.

driver in my district a few years ago thought he’d be funny and did that two weeks in a row to a helper

helper and his buddies jumped him at his car, stabbed the out of him

people just can’t take a joke these days i guess

 

[BSWALKS]

Lesson learned, vote republican...

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Another thread promising humor, another thread I leave disappointed

 

[Poop Head]

Here are 5 tips for a helper to annoy their driver, number 3 will TERRORIZE them!

1. Keep losing their pens
2. Make a COD check fly out the window
3. Randomly move packages around on the shelf
4. Piss into a bottle and keep it in the bottle holder
5. Report them for bullying because they don't love dear leader Trudeau

Hhahahaha so funny! I love helpers now!

Terrible if it happened

Here, walk these two off, I'm gonna sort the truck.


Beep beep! Vroom

Bye!!

 

[Wally]

Here are 5 tips for a helper to annoy their driver, number 3 will TERRORIZE them!

1. Keep losing their pens
2. Make a COD check fly out the window
3. Randomly move packages around on the shelf
4. Piss into a bottle and keep it in the bottle holder
5. Report them for bullying because they don't love dear leader Trudeau

Hhahahaha so funny! I love helpers now!

Terrible if it happened

Major fail! You lose!
-Helper never gets a pen?
-COD? Nope, I'm doing it.
-Helper does nothing but move what I hand it.
-It it has to go, it is not in my truck. Find a bush.
-No one in Merica' knows who that clown is.

FAIL!

 

[Wally]

Another thread promising humor, another thread I leave disappointed

It makes the Chuck Norris thread look like gold!

 

[cosmo1]

If this little twerp had been assigned to me, I would have worked my way out to the furthest point on my rural route and dropped him off.

Sorry, that's all the longer I can keep you today. See you in the morning.

 

[Wally]

If this little twerp had been assigned to me, I would have worked my way out to the furthest point on my rural route and dropped him off.

Sorry, that's all the longer I can keep you today. See you in the morning.

I laughed when I read "twerp". Haven't heard that term in years.

 

[Brownslave688]

Here are 5 tips for a helper to annoy their driver, number 3 will TERRORIZE them!

1. Keep losing their pens
2. Make a COD check fly out the window
3. Randomly move packages around on the shelf
4. Piss into a bottle and keep it in the bottle holder
5. Report them for bullying because they don't love dear leader Trudeau

Hhahahaha so funny! I love helpers now!

Terrible if it happened

1) get your own pen you'll never touch mine

2) you'll never touch a COD check

3) you'll never be allowed in the back of the truck

4) do so and you can walk back to your car.

 

[cosmo1]

I laughed when I read "twerp". Haven't heard that term in years.

At least it isn't censored,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yet.

 

[Poop Head]

I laughed when I read "twerp". Haven't heard that term in years.

That twerp @hehe xd used it all the time, bubba burger