UPS Drivers HATE me

Dear Diary

UPS PC Slave
Here are 5 tips for a helper to annoy their driver, number 3 will TERRORIZE them!

1. Keep losing their pens
2. Make a COD check fly out the window
3. Randomly move packages around on the shelf
4. Piss into a bottle and keep it in the bottle holder
5. Report them for bullying because they don't love dear leader Trudeau

Hhahahaha so funny! I love helpers now!

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Terrible if it happened :yawn2:
 

Scoot

Well-Known Member
The real top 5:

1. Show up late.
2. Stay in the truck when we come to a stop even though I've told you 100 times to hop down and I'll hand you the package.
3. Take longer than 5 seconds to lock your seatbelt in.
4. Ask me if I think we'll be done by 5 on Friday even though you were just telling me how you needed extra money for Christmas.
5. Talk too much.
 

TearsInRain

IE boogeyman
Tips for driver to annoy annoying helper
#1. Lose check on Friday.
driver in my district a few years ago thought he’d be funny and did that two weeks in a row to a helper

helper and his buddies jumped him at his car, stabbed the * out of him

people just can’t take a joke these days i guess
 

Poop Head

Judge me.
Here are 5 tips for a helper to annoy their driver, number 3 will TERRORIZE them!

1. Keep losing their pens
2. Make a COD check fly out the window
3. Randomly move packages around on the shelf
4. Piss into a bottle and keep it in the bottle holder
5. Report them for bullying because they don't love dear leader Trudeau

Hhahahaha so funny! I love helpers now!

mt0arkj.png



Terrible if it happened :yawn2:

Here, walk these two off, I'm gonna sort the truck.


Beep beep! Vroom

Bye!!
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Here are 5 tips for a helper to annoy their driver, number 3 will TERRORIZE them!

1. Keep losing their pens
2. Make a COD check fly out the window
3. Randomly move packages around on the shelf
4. Piss into a bottle and keep it in the bottle holder
5. Report them for bullying because they don't love dear leader Trudeau

Hhahahaha so funny! I love helpers now!

mt0arkj.png



Terrible if it happened :yawn2:
Major fail! You lose!
-Helper never gets a pen?
-COD? Nope, I'm doing it.
-Helper does nothing but move what I hand it.
-It it has to go, it is not in my truck. Find a bush.
-No one in Merica' knows who that clown is.

FAIL!
 

cosmo1

Perhaps.
Staff member
If this little twerp had been assigned to me, I would have worked my way out to the furthest point on my rural route and dropped him off.

Sorry, that's all the longer I can keep you today. See you in the morning.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
If this little twerp had been assigned to me, I would have worked my way out to the furthest point on my rural route and dropped him off.

Sorry, that's all the longer I can keep you today. See you in the morning.
I laughed when I read "twerp". Haven't heard that term in years.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Here are 5 tips for a helper to annoy their driver, number 3 will TERRORIZE them!

1. Keep losing their pens
2. Make a COD check fly out the window
3. Randomly move packages around on the shelf
4. Piss into a bottle and keep it in the bottle holder
5. Report them for bullying because they don't love dear leader Trudeau

Hhahahaha so funny! I love helpers now!

mt0arkj.png



Terrible if it happened :yawn2:
1) get your own pen you'll never touch mine

2) you'll never touch a COD check

3) you'll never be allowed in the back of the truck

4) do so and you can walk back to your car.
 
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