UPS has Taylor Swift... Wut will FedEx get?

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by OrioN, Jan 27, 2018.

  1. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    So I still don't get why T.S. is plastered on UPS step vans in select cities... someone essplain' dat two me????

    OK, so Wut will FedEx recruit to match that if it's gonna happen?

    If we're matching the vocal talent, my guess is this...

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    Um mebbe not

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    Ok NOT matching voice talents, my vote will be


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    At least she's not stuck sounding like a tween album after album

    Plus she's got curves like this:

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    K, soooo who would you want plastered to the side of your FedEx delivery car???
     
  2. bacha29

    bacha29 Well-Known Member

     
  3. bacha29

    bacha29 Well-Known Member

    Over at Ground I'm hearing that it's going to be ...Charlie Twanger and the Inbreds, coming off their hit country single (47 copies) "Redneck Wrapsoddy". I think I can remember some of the lyrics. With country songs they're all the same. Let's see.
    "Oh my dog got shot
    My truck broke down
    And my old lady ran off with another.
    I lost my job.
    My well run dry
    And my daughter's knocked up to her brother
    Now I know I can't sang but as long as it twangs
    You can't call it country"
     
  4. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Because she is fierce
     
  5. bacha29

    bacha29 Well-Known Member

    Oh by the way the cost of materials and labor to have the ad installed on the truck will be borne by the contractor.
     
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  6. floridays

    floridays Well-Known Member

    Why not, each chose his Master.
     
  7. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    We get the Vince Lombardi trophy...

    TS imaging was due to a album launch last year, I guess they haven't removed all the pictures yet.
     
  8. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag


    Still confused as to y she thought brownie trucks would help sell her album ...
     
  9. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Doúchebaggery

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  10. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    Nice artwork, butt is that a real group???

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  11. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Doúchebaggery

    Well, technically. Kinda. Sorta.

    It'd be a long story.

     
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  12. Express Courier

    Express Courier Active Member

    We got the Lombardi

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  13. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

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    They trusted eggplants over brownies to transport the trophy and rings???

    But wutz your nominee for a billboard like what UPS did? bacha was fake news & sailfish was too narrow for the masses
     
  14. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

  15. MynameisNeigan

    MynameisNeigan Active Member

    Fedex is gonna have UPS logos advertised on their trucks
     
  16. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

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  17. BakerMayfield2018

    BakerMayfield2018 Fight the power.

    Thats mine now. Thanks.
     
  18. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    All yours, Ron.
     
  19. BakerMayfield2018

    BakerMayfield2018 Fight the power.

    Thanks Pp!
     
  20. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    I typed in "Orion in drag" and the new face of Fedex is...

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