UPS has Taylor Swift... Wut will FedEx get?

OrioN

double tap o da horn dooshbag
So I still don't get why T.S. is plastered on UPS step vans in select cities... someone essplain' dat two me????

OK, so Wut will FedEx recruit to match that if it's gonna happen?

If we're matching the vocal talent, my guess is this...

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Um mebbe not

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Ok NOT matching voice talents, my vote will be


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At least she's not stuck sounding like a tween album after album

Plus she's got curves like this:

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Vs.

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K, soooo who would you want plastered to the side of your FedEx delivery car???
 

bacha29

Well-Known Member
So I still don't get why T.S. is plastered on UPS step vans in select cities... someone essplain' dat two me????

OK, so Wut will FedEx recruit to match that if it's gonna happen?

If we're matching the vocal talent, my guess is this...

selena-gomez-shocked.gif


Um mebbe not

47998839-4db1-42d7-8e1f-c5baaf7ea07b-gif.164966


Ok NOT matching voice talents, my vote will be


tumblr_inline_mxtw78gEFS1r7blwi.gif


At least she's not stuck sounding like a tween album after album

Plus she's got curves like this:

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Vs.

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K, soooo who would you want plastered to the side of your FedEx delivery car???
So I still don't get why T.S. is plastered on UPS step vans in select cities... someone essplain' dat two me????

OK, so Wut will FedEx recruit to match that if it's gonna happen?

If we're matching the vocal talent, my guess is this...

selena-gomez-shocked.gif


Um mebbe not

47998839-4db1-42d7-8e1f-c5baaf7ea07b-gif.164966


Ok NOT matching voice talents, my vote will be


tumblr_inline_mxtw78gEFS1r7blwi.gif


At least she's not stuck sounding like a tween album after album

Plus she's got curves like this:

View attachment 177913

Vs.

View attachment 177914

K, soooo who would you want plastered to the side of your FedEx delivery car???
 

bacha29

Well-Known Member
Over at Ground I'm hearing that it's going to be ...Charlie Twanger and the Inbreds, coming off their hit country single (47 copies) "Redneck Wrapsoddy". I think I can remember some of the lyrics. With country songs they're all the same. Let's see.
"Oh my dog got shot
My truck broke down
And my old lady ran off with another.
I lost my job.
My well run dry
And my daughter's knocked up to her brother
Now I know I can't sang but as long as it twangs
You can't call it country"
 

SmithBarney

Well-Known Member
We get the Vince Lombardi trophy...

TS imaging was due to a album launch last year, I guess they haven't removed all the pictures yet.
 

OrioN

double tap o da horn dooshbag
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They trusted eggplants over brownies to transport the trophy and rings???

But wutz your nominee for a billboard like what UPS did? bacha was fake news & sailfish was too narrow for the masses
 
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