UPS has Taylor Swift... Wut will FedEx get?

[zubenelgenubi]

Well, technically. Kinda. Sorta.

It'd be a long story.

She's totally lip-synching.

So that's kinda like Gorillaz?

 

[sailfish]

So that's kinda like Gorillaz?

Comparable in a way but not exactly. She's essentially the face of an instrument. The voice is entirely artificial and made with a voice synthesizer program in a studio, that particular program using her to represent the voice. "She" has tens of thousands of songs from thousands of different artists and producers in every genre imaginable.

 

[vantexan]

Who sang "It was a one eyed, one horn, flyin' purple people eater? That should be the FedEx logo.

 

[OrioN]

Dang, I didn't know u old as dirt!

Full of ole fartz up in here, except sailfish...

guess there's no one that comes close to T.S.

 

[OrioN]

nahh, if this mousey latina is the best of 5th harmony, they can all eat:

and STFU

worse than Spice Gurls, yas?!?

 

[Frankie's Friend]

Why did Taylor pick UPS when there's other tangible options?

 

[Frankie's Friend]

And

 

[Frankie's Friend]

Not forgetting to mention...

 

[nWo]

Willie Nelson

 

[rod]

So I still don't get why T.S. is plastered on UPS step vans in select cities... someone essplain' dat two me????

OK, so Wut will FedEx recruit to match that if it's gonna happen?

If we're matching the vocal talent, my guess is this...

Um mebbe not

Ok NOT matching voice talents, my vote will be

At least she's not stuck sounding like a tween album after album

Plus she's got curves like this:

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Vs.

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K, soooo who would you want plastered to the side of your FedEx delivery car???

Hold that pose

 

[pkgdriver]

Where has OrioN been?