It seems that our "Partnership" does not apply to Grade 20 Management Employees and above. As should be expected with UPS-ron, less than 4 months after forcing another change in the MIP program the "Compensation Committee" and the Casey Foundation found it their hearts and our wallets to SNEAK in this "Material Definitive Agreement". This plan grants the Grade 20's and above a 50% to a 250% ANNUAL SALARY BONUS! This "Long-term" incentive will pay out in RSU's and will mature on 12/31/2008 (by my math that is a full 3 years before I will receive 100% of my 2005 MIP). Not to mention, the criteria will not be posted for updates and will be "determined by the Committee in its discretion". If you think I am kidding, check out the attached links. Please pass this information along to as many employees as possible. It is past the time to start asking questions the Management Committee and Ken Lay...oops, I mean Mike Eskew.
Cab,
Cmon now are you sure you are being fair? You dont consider the negatives that these fine fearless leaders must suffer where we have the advantage.
1.) Sometimes the cafeteria coffee in the corp office isnt at Starbucks levels.
Us - we can still continue our pool of who gets the lucky cockroach in our coffee cup....who needs "poker" coffee cups
2.) They have to leave each day after sometimes almost 8 full hours of work to avoid the Atlanta traffic
Us - with 10 hour dispatches we dont drive home to well after rush hour.
3.) There pay raise "bonus" will increase their taxes
Us - part time starting wages are nearing minimum wage levels so many will be able to get free food stamps.
4.) They have to wait two full years to get this extra "bonus"
Us - we get our standard in 5 years....oh wait let me consult my "addition with Mike handbook" oops 5 is still more than two, my mistake.
5.) They have to suffer with warm meals cooked every day in the cafeteria
Us - I got some of those great microwave tacos from the vending machine. At two weeks old they were aged to perfection.
So see maybe you need to stop crying and see how good we have it here with Ken running Enron..........oh crap........maybe the partnership is leaking a bit afterall....................