flatbread
Occasional Lurker
UPS Santa finds the one reindeer who works the hardest and then gives him all of the work until he DIES.
UPS Santa always maintains three points of contact when climbing down chimneys.
UPS Santa puts coal in your diesel tank.
UPS Santa never backs his sleigh at a speed greater than three knots.
UPS Santa gives your kid a Twin Hill sweater and a DOK exam.
UPS Santa makes hourly elves go home early and has the supervisors do the work to save PPH.
UPS Santa's elves all have had knee replacement surgeries.
UPS Santa always maintains three points of contact when climbing down chimneys.
UPS Santa puts coal in your diesel tank.
UPS Santa never backs his sleigh at a speed greater than three knots.
UPS Santa gives your kid a Twin Hill sweater and a DOK exam.
UPS Santa makes hourly elves go home early and has the supervisors do the work to save PPH.
UPS Santa's elves all have had knee replacement surgeries.
