UPS Special Pension Buyout Offer - December 2016

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Trust me, that definitely wouldn't be as Fluffy. A lot of miserable people there.

Union threads?

 

[KOG72]

Come on in the waters fine

 

[Operational needs]

Union threads?

There too.

 

[KOG72]

My Directv bill came today

 

[Brownslave688]

Come on in the waters fine

Not falling for that

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

My Directv bill came today

I got no mail.
That lazy mailman or woman

 

[Brownslave688]

My Directv bill came today

My car payment came yesterday. In the mail today. Working every day sure makes bills easy to pay

 

[Operational needs]

My Directv bill came today

 

[Awakened the Force I Have]

Apparently the ghost of JFK is digging up the dirt down in Dallas!
Shut down oil fields in Texas check!
Send in zombie bot net, check!
Move gold and silver out of Texas, check!
Put up every square inch of everything up for sale, check!
How much money does it take to take care of people?
How much money does it take to take care of the planet?
Everything is for sale!... A barn burning fire sale!
More, more, more, hurry, hurry, hurry!!!
Hurry up you son of a bitch!
Faster, faster, faster!!
Obey your master!
America will never die... I just tried to make it funny.
You know, in a reverse hack of sorts!
Merry Christmas!!!
Who's ready to go home for the holidays?

 

[KOG72]

I got no mail.
That lazy mailman or woman

Too busy delivering pension checks

 

[Operational needs]

Apparently the ghost of JFK is digging up the dirt down in Dallas!
Shut down oil fields in Texas check!
Send in zombie bot net, check!
Move gold and silver out of Texas, check!
Put up every square inch of everything up for sale, check!
How much money does it take to take care of people?
How much money does it take to take care of the planet?
Everything is for sale!... A barn burning fire sale!
More, more, more, hurry, hurry, hurry!!!
Hurry up you son of a bitch!
Faster, faster, faster!!
Obey your master!
America will never die... I just tried to make it funny.
You know, in a reverse hack of sorts!
Merry Christmas!!!
Who's ready to go home for the holidays?

Now THIS is the Awakened we all know and love. Lol.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Apparently the ghost of JFK is digging up the dirt down in Dallas!
Shut down oil fields in Texas check!
Send in zombie bot net, check!
Move gold and silver out of Texas, check!
Put up every square inch of everything up for sale, check!
How much money does it take to take care of people?
How much money does it take to take care of the planet?
Everything is for sale!... A barn burning fire sale!
More, more, more, hurry, hurry, hurry!!!
Hurry up you son of a bitch!
Faster, faster, faster!!
Obey your master!
America will never die... I just tried to make it funny.
You know, in a reverse hack of sorts!
Merry Christmas!!!
Who's ready to go home for the holidays?

Much better

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Too busy delivering pension checks

Bastard!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Now THIS is the Awakened we all know and love. Lol.

We know he can put some stuff out there. I was getting nervous

 

[Brownslave688]

Too busy NOT delivering pension checks

fixed it for you

 

[Awakened the Force I Have]

"The Ring of Fire = Unity"

When 49 states are bankrupt, I'm going to come down here and tear it up!
Using my own mop bucket and mop!
If you want it done right, you have to do it yourself!
Well in this case, and a bunch of cowboys from hell!
Let's ride!

 

[haller]

I thought this was fluff. Just another derailed thread!

 

[Awakened the Force I Have]

My bad... Keeps the checks rolling!

 

[Awakened the Force I Have]

 

[BaggyPants]

Oops. Wrong thread again