UPS truck stolen; home invasion follows

[stevetheupsguy]

You may wanna work your way up to it, BigB. Start with backyard lizards or small reptiles first.

 

[rod]

would a "lot lizzard" do?

 

[dilligaf]

would a "lot lizzard" do?

Nah, meat's to tough and stringy. (or so I've been told)