Wanted in Los Angeles: UPS hat and/or socks

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Got tall and short. 6 of each

Spoons?

 

[upschuck]

I have no spoons left

I had 12 pairs I got earlier this year but @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U and @Big Arrow Down...D stole most of them

Do you think they may have stuffed the spoon in the socks they stole?

 

[Turdferguson]

I thought you got new spoons.

I did. They left Wednesday new spoons and forks

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

Calf support.

Those aren't calves their cows...

 

[FrigidFTSup]

So maybe I'm not getting the goods, but I am putting in my application at UPS asap cuz y'all are hilarious.

If you think these guys are funny, just wait until you meet UPS management

 

[Turdferguson]

Do you think they may have stuffed the spoon in the socks they stole?

Those two didn't get my spoons

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Do you think they may have stuffed the spoon in the socks they stole?

2 spoon's

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Those two didn't get my spoons

We had a clam dig.

 

[Turdferguson]

Those aren't calves their cows...

That make no sense. What the hell have you been smoking

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Those aren't calves their cows...

Pancakes.

 

[upschuck]

I did. They left Wednesday new spoons and forks

Hide the flatware on holidays.

 

[Operational needs]

Those two didn't get my spoons

Just your wife and your socks?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

That make no sense. What the hell have you been smoking

Mexican.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

That make no sense. What the hell have you been smoking

I'm just impressed he knows that calves turn into cows.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

That make no sense. What the hell have you been smoking

Yes it does...I got you....deal

 

[Turdferguson]

Mexican.

Thought he was off today

 

[upschuck]

Those two didn't get my spoons

You sure?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Just your wife and your socks?

And a few beers.
TTKU.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Thought he was off today

Got off?