What are you getting the wife for Christmas??

[cosmo1]

I bought my wife a backpack one year.

Now, I find out what I bought her when she opens it. Much smoother.

This is funny all of a sudden.

My wife just called me from Lowe's about something she wanted to get for our son. I was there the other day, and she asked if I had seen anything I wanted.

"Well, yes, dear. There was this little Porter-Cable pancake air compressor on close out. I kinda liked that."








The last one in the store is on it's way home to me! Yippee!!!

 

[BSWALKS]

My wife and sister both had JT on their bucket lists until this last summer.

I believe they went to see him in Hershey.

We saw him here once before at another venue. Never been to any fenway concert. Should be a fun time

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

We saw him here once before at another venue. Never been to any fenway concert. Should be a fun time

Where do they put the stage?

 

[BSWALKS]

Where do they put the stage?

Not sure of how its set up, i believe its in the outfield

 

[KOG72]

Nothing.
She has me.
What else could she need?

I hope you saved the receipt

 

[BSWALKS]

At target now, letting her pick out whatever she wants, (under $60 ).

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Nothing.
She has me.
What else could she need?

Cyanide??

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Nothing. My hungarian mail-order was delayed till after Christmas. Good ol' UPS!

You can find a guy anywhere

 

[Covemastah]

Where do they put the stage?

Left Center field

 

[OrioN]

Property tax, paid ahead of time... because that's all I can afford with eggplant pay

 

[Brownslave688]

Got her a polar A360 fitness watch and $200 gift card to Dillard's. Sure she'll get a purse or shoes.

 

[rod]

I got mine leather goods---a belt in the mouth and a boot in the ass. (Actually we don't exchange gifts).

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Got her a polar A360 fitness watch and $200 gift card to Dillard's. Sure she'll get a purse or shoes.

Dillard's is still open? We had one near the base when I was stationed in Texas but I thought for sure that they would have gone out of business by now.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Divorce papers.

 

[Catatonic]

Dillard's is still open? We had one near the base when I was stationed in Texas but I thought for sure that they would have gone out of business by now.

Store Locator & Events | Dillards.com"

 

[BSWALKS]

Divorce papers.

Changing your socks?

 

[olroadbeech]

I got a new pressure cooker, a vacuum cleaner, and a knife set.

is he trying to keep me in the house?

 

[burrheadd]

I got a new pressure cooker, a vacuum cleaner, and a knife set.

is he trying to keep me in the house?

Your a talented woman
Bring home the bacon and
Fry it up in a pan

 

[DeeGood]

I haven't a clue , she's easy to please ,I'm thinking of maybe a new router ,maybe a table saw ??

definitely table saw

 

[BSWALKS]

I haven't a clue , she's easy to please ,I'm thinking of maybe a new router ,maybe a table saw ??

Mine wife needs a new chain saw.