What do people in the IE department do?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by NI3, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. NI3

    NI3 New Member

    When I was speaking with management personnel about advancement opportunity that's there from working in the building, he mentioned a department called IE?

    What are they and what do they do?
  2. top dollar

    top dollar New Member

    They are the Internal (E)idiots. Sorry had to!!
  3. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    They are the masters of fantasy sports. They can spend up to 90% of there day fine tuning their teams. Just when they are about to be found out they switch some numbers around on your route and then you run later and they are off the hot seat.
  4. gorilla75jdw

    gorilla75jdw Active Member

    they are supposed to be the smartest people in the hub , lol
  5. browntruckmechanic

    browntruckmechanic Well isn't that special ?????????

    Sit around smoking things that aren't legal and dreaming up keyless start and telematics.
  6. The Blackadder

    The Blackadder Are you not amused?

    They fixed my routes set up, it used to be near perfect, then IE fixed it. Now they wisely have Business loaded in my 8000 section and house stops at the start.
  7. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    They know everything about every job at UPS, and the best way to do them; without actually being able to do them themselves.
  8. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    They piss me off.
  9. BrownBlue

    BrownBlue New Jack

    They are 20th level wizards and dungeon masters.
  10. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    Now that's funny!:laughing:
  11. gman042

    gman042 Been around the block a few times

    Quite honestly......IE interests me. Of course it is just me talking from a driver's perspective and knowing where IE screws up when they set up routes and do time studies. I am disillusioned enough to think that I could make a difference for the better.
  12. barnyard

    barnyard KTM rider Staff Member

  13. lytkep

    lytkep New Member

    Making a Difference for the Better is WHAT it is All About! Did it about 40 years ago and Very Excited for You!
  14. hatebrown5

    hatebrown5 Member

    Play darts to pick the numbers lol!
  15. rod

    rod retired and happy

  16. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    My son is majoring in Industrial Engineering at the University of Wisconsin. Where did I go wrong?
  17. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    you didnt, hes in college!
  18. TearsInRain

    TearsInRain IE boogeyman

    they are supposed to be the best and brightest of UPS but instead they literally ruin everything they touch
  19. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I have an empty wallet to prove it.
  20. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Good job. Make them use their brains and not their braun. Save the bod for the fun stuff....