What is the best response when a 40+ woman ask if you want to see her ID?

[margaritaville]

Obviously waste of time for both parties but she puts you in awkward situation of saying "ohhh ya.. its ok i'll trust you."

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

What's the issue?

 

[542thruNthru]

Runners gunna run

 

[SorryLazyPOS]

Obviously waste of time for both parties but she puts you in awkward situation of saying "ohhh ya.. its ok i'll trust you."

I told one no I don’t need to. She was very offended.

 

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Obviously waste of time for both parties but she puts you in awkward situation of saying "ohhh ya.. its ok i'll trust you."

Were you delivering a 21+ signature required?

 

[BSWALKS]

Why not check it?

Never miss an opportunity to offer someone a compliment on how young they look. Even if they look like .

You just made someone's day.

 

[KOG72]

Why not check it?

Never miss an opportunity to offer someone a compliment on how young they look. Even if they look like .

You just made someone's day.

You look young

 

[no_map_needed]

You look young

What if they look all busted up and stuff would you lie?

 

[BSWALKS]

What if they look all busted up and stuff would you lie?

Every time he looks in the mirror.

 

[Fnix]

Tell her no. Quit being a pusillanimous

 

[AKCoverMan]

Cust: “Do you need to see my ID?”
me: “Well, I don’t know.. are you willing to claim you are an adult? I don’t like to do that myself, it seems like a lot of responsibility….”

Usually gets a laugh.

 

[UnionStrong]

You look young

And your boobs look delicious

 

[Jackburton]

“I don’t need that, just a signature”

 

[john chesney]

You always ask for id and try and get that phone number if she’s hot. It’s only somewhat awkward when you don’t have a package for her.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You always ask for id and try and get that phone number if she’s hot. It’s only somewhat awkward when you don’t have a package for her.

Settle down

 

[john chesney]

Settle down

It’s even more awkward when you’re retired and your old uniform don’t fit

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

It’s even more awkward when you’re retired and your old uniform don’t fit

You should stay away from those
40 year women they might hurt you...

 

[john chesney]

You should stay away from those
40 year women they might hurt you...

My girlfriend is my old hot helper 15 years younger than me and you ain’t kidding

 

[john chesney]

Obviously waste of time for both parties but she puts you in awkward situation of saying "ohhh ya.. it’s ok i'll trust you."

Hot chick you always id and check that ass out come on guys

 

[Wally]

Tell the broad, "ID? yea, let me see yourself AARP card".