What packages have you delivered, preloaded, etc that made you laugh

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by matty_lawn, Oct 13, 2016.

  1. Matty_lawn

    Matty_lawn Poopin' on the clock

    Case of water, Adam and eve (only know this because I had to tape the box), onions, huge box of slim jims, live plants, single pack of Starburst was next day air.
  2. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Wow, hilarious.
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  3. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Starburst more than likely had drugs in it. No one is paying that type of money on a pack Starburst
  4. Matty_lawn

    Matty_lawn Poopin' on the clock

    Lighten up you old hag
  5. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    You are starting to amuse me.

    Like a clown.

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    Call tag for a package of multi color condoms
  7. What The Hawk?

    What The Hawk? Well-Known Member

    When people have a set of bigass tires delivered.
  8. Matty_lawn

    Matty_lawn Poopin' on the clock

    You don't work at ups anymore but you stick around here to seek validation to some strangers on the internet because no one cares about you in real life. You amuse me

    Like a clown
  9. Matty_lawn

    Matty_lawn Poopin' on the clock

    Ok that was mean
  10. 11HourRequest

    11HourRequest Active Member

    please make more threads
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  11. Gumby

    Gumby *

    It was something pretty cool but I can't post it.
  12. Clock Sucker

    Clock Sucker I handle a lot of packages

    I was going to say this.

    Best thing I ever saw was when I was preloading. A box came out of a trailer pretty smashed so the clerk opened it to make sure it wasn't damaged. It ended up being a very large black self pleasuring device. After we had our laughs the clerk was like "I bet so and so is going to be happy to get this today"

    Turns out I graduated with the girl who ordered it. She was pretty hott too, I should have asked to deliver it ;)
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  13. Tiredbrown

    Tiredbrown Professional box jockey

    I have delivered cases of anal ease to an Aids clinic. Also I had a box of vibratory cleaner that was going to an adult store break open.
  14. Matty_lawn

    Matty_lawn Poopin' on the clock

    Lets have more thread about someone first day or interview that is way more fun.
  15. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Solid post, glad you shared it with us
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  16. Gumby

    Gumby *


    Ive also delivered a ton of weed.
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  17. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    @Monkey Butt on you're route?
  18. Gumby

    Gumby *


    Thank God
  19. Orion inc.

    Orion inc. I like turtles

    And @cosmo1 probably did more at ups and for ups than you ever will.

    You really show with every thread you start, that you have the mentality and intelligence of a dumb teenager.

    I'm sure you really hurt his feelings too. He's collecting a FT pension and you're working for scraps on the preload.

    Sounds like you're the one who needs constant validation with the 800 useless threads you start
  20. MC0493

    MC0493 Active Member

    House getting 8 packages all around 35 pounds or so, was a pita. One blew open, it was :censored2:ing bags of mulch. Lazy people can't be bothered to go to the store for mulch. Delivered an anchor, drag slicks, get some amusing things. Buddy of mine at fedex says he gets cheese that reeks.