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BrownArmy

Well-Known Member
I like how Hinduism takes religion and multiplies the stupidity exponentially. Super funny stuff.

Yes, I like how (any) religion does stupid.

I’m not a Christian, but I enjoy the Bible.

I’m not Hindu, but the Mahabharata is poetry in motion.

I’m not a Taoist, but the Tao Te Ching is illustrative.

The Koran bored me.

Anyway, it’s just shared literary history.

No need to be such a bitch about it.
 

DriveInDriveOut

Inordinately Right
Just like a scorpion is going to sting you, a bitch is going to be a bitch.
It's your nature ... you can't help it.
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BrownArmy

Well-Known Member
I’m not on 3,5,8,9,4 chan.

What is ‘fren’?

I repeatedly urinate, at night, around the corners of my property.

For some reason, skunks and coyotes think my backyard is a highway.

I thought, if they smell my Dunkin’ Donuts piss, they’ll take the long way around.

It’s not working, a coyote spent at least six minutes chasing a rabbit around my back porch while I was smoking a cigarette.

Skip to the end, the coyote won.

But the mewling death sounds were troubling.

Should I upgrade to ‘Cold Brew’?
 

DriveInDriveOut

Inordinately Right
I repeatedly urinate, at night, around the corners of my property.

For some reason, skunks and coyotes think my backyard is a highway.

I thought, if they smell my Dunkin’ Donuts piss, they’ll take the long way around.

It’s not working, a coyote spent at least six minutes chasing a rabbit around my back porch while I was smoking a cigarette.

Skip to the end, the coyote won.

But the mewling death sounds were troubling.

Should I upgrade to ‘Cold Brew’?
You should probably urinate indoors like a human not an animal.
 
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