Women being attracted to UPS drivers

[Big Babooba]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! did you make a delivery on the first attempt???? or was it CLO 1 !!! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Or maybe an unscheduled pickup

 

[sendagain]

By and large, I just think it is some kind of woman fantasy to be with a physical truck driver type. I used to deliver the west side of So Cal, so I came across a number of ladies with husbands that had some dollars. Sometimes, I thought I saw the wheels turning over in their heads about the guy they picked verses the UPS guy at the door. It crosses their minds momentarily but then the money and marriage pulls them back.

 

[MissedBusiness]

I used to have women all over me when i was a driver. Sometimes i put the uniform on and pretend im a driver just so i get sum!

 

[toonertoo]

Ups drivers are known for coming 3 times

Oh I would be so yours































to attempt your delivery on consecutive days.

Oh, Never mind

 

[BLACKBOX]

I don't know if I'm paranoid or what but when I walk up to an office full of women their eyes are always concentrated on my crotch!

 

[rod]

I don't know if I'm paranoid or what but when I walk up to an office full of women their eyes are always concentrated on my crotch!

Your fly is probably unzipped

 

[trplnkl]

It might be that wet spot from your last trip to the mens room.

 

[Covemastah]

Or maybe an unscheduled pickup

I HOPE YOU''SHEETED'THAT BIG BABOO

 

[Covemastah]

i don't know if i'm paranoid or what but when i walk up to an office full of women their eyes are always concentrated on my crotch!

does that also happen when you del at the gay bars lol

 

[Fishbulb]

You're right--you should always marry one that makes much, much more money than you--they call them "sugar mamas".

i believe that's known as living on "wife support"

 

[BLACKBOX]

does that also happen when you del at the gay bars lol

Seems like you're speaking from experience!...lol

 

[Mike Hawk]

I think he would deliver in their back door... less crotch looking.

 

[drewed]

I think he would deliver in their back door... less crotch looking.

oh wow several diff ways to take that....

 

[Covemastah]

loved the gay bars!! great tippers !!!!!!!! lol lol lol

 

[browniehound]

2 questions

do you actually go by browniehound? lol

and

did any come of it!?!?!?!

Good questions drewed!
I'm actually thinking of declaring my nickname as the "Browniehound" to my friends and aquaintaces. No, just kidding.

Nothing has come out of it, but I have a girl and it was my buddy's girl so its something I'm not going to pursue.

She is, however, very flirtacious with me when I see her at the local watering hole. The turn off is that she is always at this bar. I'm talking everyday and that is impressive in and off itself considering she is pushing 40, drinks like a fish, has a killer body and is not a pound over or under weight.

Do you know what I mean? If a woman doesn't exercise and is almost 40 then she will probably be overweight. Is she's not, then she is probably disgutingly skinny with an eating disorder.

Not this woman. She has a nice figure, drinks everyday, no exercise, or diet. I'm somewhat impressed by this. Problem is her facial beauty is questionable. Its average.

 

[Covemastah]

take her out Brownie,then we can read about it in Penthouse letters!!!

 

[bellesotico]

Good questions drewed!
I'm actually thinking of declaring my nickname as the "Browniehound" to my friends and aquaintaces. No, just kidding.

Nothing has come out of it, but I have a girl and it was my buddy's girl so its something I'm not going to pursue.

She is, however, very flirtacious with me when I see her at the local watering hole. The turn off is that she is always at this bar. I'm talking everyday and that is impressive in and off itself considering she is pushing 40, drinks like a fish, has a killer body and is not a pound over or under weight.

Do you know what I mean? If a woman doesn't exercise and is almost 40 then she will probably be overweight. Is she's not, then she is probably disgutingly skinny with an eating disorder.




Not this woman. She has a nice figure, drinks everyday, no exercise, or diet. I'm somewhat impressed by this. Problem is her facial beauty is questionable. Its average.

Oh my..lol...a "butter face"...

Everything looks good butter face....

 

[mattwtrs]

She is, however, very flirtacious with me when I see her at the local watering hole. The turn off is that she is always at this bar. I'm talking everyday and that is impressive in and off itself considering she is pushing 40, drinks like a fish, has a killer body and is not a pound over or under weight.

Do you know what I mean? If a woman doesn't exercise and is almost 40 then she will probably be overweight. Is she's not, then she is probably disgutingly skinny with an eating disorder.

Not this woman. She has a nice figure, drinks everyday, no exercise, or diet. I'm somewhat impressed by this. Problem is her facial beauty is questionable. Its average.

Sounds like shes a butter face!



























(Everything's good about her but her face)

 

[soberups]

loved the gay bars!! great tippers !!!!!!!! lol lol lol

They always seem to be extra polite to me at the gay bars. I went in once to have a seat at the bar and some nice young gentleman offered to push in my stool.

 

[browndevil]

They always seem to be extra polite to me at the gay bars. I went in once to have a seat at the bar and some nice young gentleman offered to push in my stool.

LMAO! Hopefully you got a couple of drinks sent your way