WTF, Lasership ?!?

OrioN

double tap o da horn dooshbag
So, Blue Apron has hired you to deliver their food now?

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So I'm driving around doing my deliveries & started seeing this on customers' mailboxes... at first, I thought they were trash/ empty boxes.

Nope! Security sealed and left at mailbox, like a USPS delivery.

I saw "LS" on it so I knew it wasn't a mailman.

Eew, on top of fertilizer that smells like chicken poops & will probably be crawling with bugs by the time the customers come home from work

Change the last letter of your company's name from a "P" to a "T" because you'll be hearing a whole bunch of complaints soon!

& to think I was pondering about switching to be an independent contractor for them, LoL
 

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

Well-Known Member
So, Blue Apron has hired you to deliver their food now?

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So I'm driving around doing my deliveries & started seeing this on customers' mailboxes... at first, I thought they were trash/ empty boxes.

Nope! Security sealed and left at mailbox, like a USPS delivery.

I saw "LS" on it so I knew it wasn't a mailman.

Eew, on top of fertilizer that smells like chicken poops & will probably be crawling with bugs by the time the customers come home from work

Change the last letter of your company's name from a "P" to a "T" because you'll be hearing a whole bunch of complaints soon!

& to think I was pondering about switching to be an independent contractor for them, LoL

That's mulch, not fertilizer.

Still no excuse to leave it by the mailbox.
 

OrioN

double tap o da horn dooshbag
Apparently, the hired landscapers used chicken poops along with the mulch... but yeah, the local postal workers use weather bags if they fear a possible dog.

But the local white minivan with LS logos on it just goes around & driver release~ mailbox .

Must be in a hurry to get done.
 

Star B

White Lightening
Get a right hand drive and they won't even have to get out... or queue the boxes up on a slide and make a Ice Cream Van sprinter with a spring loaded door on the side.

Actually, knowing lazership it'd probably just be a dremel'd out door hole that they cover in plastic and duct tape overnight.

Hey Look! It's the Lasership Easter Sprinter :censored2:ting out packages!
 
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