YO MAMMA JOKES...☺

[Dulce Bombón]

Let's see what you got! .. Lets Crown a Winner!

 

[tadpole]

Just... stop.

 

[Dulce Bombón]

Just... stop.

Yo Mamma!

 

[moreluck]

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

 

[moreluck]

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

 

[AlreadyDisgruntled]

Wow, those are garbage guys! Sad... Here are some good ones for ya, since you guys are so terrible at this!

- Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
- Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
- Yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
- Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree.
- Yo mama so nasty she has more rappers in her than an Ipod.
- Yo mama’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
- Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
- Yo mama so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, they don't give her a menu, they give her an estimate.
- Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly !
- Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
- Yo' Mama is so fat and stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
- Yo mama is so stupid, when she said "What's the letter after X" and I said "Y" she said "Because I wanna know."
- Yo mama is so stupid, she used a ruler to see how long she slept.
- Yo mama is so hairy, Big Foot takes pictures of her.
- Yo mama is so old, her social security number is 1.

Crown me, bitches!!!

 

[Waldo]

Here’s an older one only us old timers understand...

Yo momma is so fat, I take her to McDonald’s just to watch the sign change.

 

[Whitelexus]

Here’s an older one only us old timers understand...

Yo momma is so fat, I take her to McDonald’s just to watch the sign change.

I don’t get it
Lol

 

[Waldo]

I don’t get it
Lol

lol. Up until the early 80’s the sign used to change. Now it says billions and billions served, but up until 99 billion it would change yearly or so. You can still find some signs stuck at 99 billion at older locations.

 

[Whitelexus]

lol. Up until the early 80’s the sign used to change. Now it says billions and billions served, but up until 99 billion it would change yearly or so. You can still find some signs stuck at 99 billion at older locations.

Ya know...if you have to explain the joke...haha jk! That is funny! I know my parents have an old photo of the golden arches ..can’t remember the figure tho

 

[Alamo Joe]

Yo mama so fat,she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.

 

[bettum]

Indecision mama so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Wally's mama so fat. both sides of her as s got different area codes.

 

[Boulevard859710]

I don’t get it

Billions and Billions served number climbs with all that she eats.

 

[Boulevard859710]

You Mama so black that went she went to night school they marked her absent.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Shameful

 

[rod]

Here’s an older one only us old timers understand...

Yo momma is so fat, I take her to McDonald’s just to watch the sign change.

I remember seeing Mickey D signs the said something like over 10 million sold. I think in the early days they would change the sign about every 2 months.

 

[Whitelexus]

Billions and Billions served number climbs with all that she eats.

Awe positive correlations are cute

 

[floridays]

Awe positive correlations are cute

Yo Mama

 

[floridays]

Ya know...if you have to explain the joke...haha jk! That is funny! I know my parents have an old photo of the golden arches ..can’t remember the figure tho

36-24-36?

 

[floridays]

Shameful

"Pull your britches up Tiger,"
Yo Mama