Your flowers are late, across the Midwest.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by watdaflock?, Feb 12, 2020.

  1. watdaflock?

    watdaflock? Well-Known Member

  2. watdaflock?

    watdaflock? Well-Known Member

    "Near impossible" travel conditions were reported across parts of North Dakota Wednesday morning, according to the National Weather Service as blizzard conditions produced near zero visibility and shut down a stretch of Interstate 29 from Fargo to the Canadian border.

    The North Dakota Highway Patrol said plows were unable to clear the roads due to the limited visibility. In some cases, vehicles lost sight of the road and had driven into a ditch along I-29.

  3. watdaflock?

    watdaflock? Well-Known Member

    "Your flowers are late"

    As in Friday is Valentines day.
  4. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    ah, no wonder why we're kinda light for this week...usually get slammed with perishables and flowers by now.

    title misleading when i saw the map of the north east as well

    white gold for UPS and FXE; bend ova for FXG
  5. Richard Harrow

    Richard Harrow Deplorable.

    Just keep the runways clear in Louisville.
  6. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    If only they sold flowers in stores, Valentine’s Day wouldn’t be ruined by UPS.
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  7. OrioN

    OrioN double tap o da horn dooshbag

    local grocery stores sell them at comparable prices... no worries; we're all going to be out there on Saturday to be delivering late flowers/chocolates/ sex toys/ lingere/ etc...
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  8. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    The road is clear! Get moving!
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  9. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

  10. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    It’s like foreplay... I may deliver to you Thursday, maybe Friday, but more likely Monday!
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  11. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Well-Known Member

  12. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Even Walgreens and 7-11 sell flowers!
  13. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Love me some sex toys
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  14. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    I heard you are a sex toy.
  15. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Gas station flowers. Hell yeah!!