Hey Dano, how many class action lawsuits have been filed against FedEx? Didn't they just settle a lawsuit for overcharging customers? I think you need to chill on the kool aid as FedEx is one of the most corrupt corporations in America.
I don't know if this has anything to do with the lawsuits or not but I'm just following the BC herd. If you guys have taught me anything, you've taught me two things. One is that any change made by a company is a direct response to the lawsuits filed against it. The second is that the fact that a class action suit was filed is proof in and of itself that the respondent is in the wrong.
I would love to see the Court of BC.
MF would be the judge. Downhillexpress would be the bailiff. Hanna would be the plaintiff's attorney. Everyone else is observing.
Someone brings in a class action suit against FedEx. Downhillexpress would try to swear everyone in but he'd keep dropping the Bible and forgetting what he's supposed to say and worry that he's not pleasing MF, who tells him, "It's okay son, it'll be alright. No one will point out how goofy you are."
The MF will call the courtroom to order.
Hanna: "FedEx did {whatever}."
MF: "Did you bring evidence?"
Hanna: "Well we filed a lawsuit that achieved class action status. That should tell you something."
MF: "Yes. I hate my job."
Hanna: "You should sue."
MF: "Do you think I have a case?"
Hanna: "Sure."
MF: "I hate MT3 and Fred S."
Hanna: "You should sue them too."
MF: "I would, but I don't want to."
Hanna: "I don't blame you."
MF: "What is your evidence?"
Hanna: "I told you I have a class action lawsuit."
MF: "Against who, me?"
Hanna: "No, FedEx."
MF: "Oh. Right. I can't keep the stories straight. You have a class action lawsuit. Well, no one would ever file a lawsuit unless they had an ironclad case and if it's class action that's double extra ironclad so I guess you win. No need to even try the case. Everyone go home and be careful in that traffic."
Hanna: "I also have a lawsuit against that."
MF: "Who?"
Hanna: "Traffic."
MF: "Oh. Is it class action?"
Hanna: "Yes."
MF: "Hard to argue with that. You win that one too."
Hanna: "Thank you. I'll be back later. I got an OLCC and I have to get the lawsuit ready for that."
MF: "Did your manager smile when he gave it to you?"
Hanna: "No, why?"
MF: "If he did then he's rubbing it in. If he didn't then he should have to make you feel better."
Hanna: "AND I CAN SUE FOR EITHER ONE!!!"
MF: "Absolutely!"
Hanna: "OK gotta run. Got lots of papers to get in order. I'm suing everyone for everything."
And that would be the Court of BC.