"Ambassador of Death"

[UnconTROLLed]

“YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…”
1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
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good one Mufstafo

 

[Jones]

The Ambassador of Death will crumble before our Flying Humvees!

 

[MrFedEx]

“YOU MAY BE A REDNECK IF…”

1. You grow tobacco for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 four-wheeler and $5,000 pickup truck, but you can’t afford deodorant.
3. You have more kids than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
5. You think t-shirts come in two styles: wife beater and Nascar.
6. You can’t think of any family member you haven’t made a pass at.
7. You like both kinds of music--country and western.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than ordering pizza.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

Good post. Extremists come in many forms, and if you consider some of the moronic things Pat Robertson has said, he might be considered to be a member of the Christian "Taliban". Iran can bluster and threaten all they want, because both they and Israel know that they'd be wiped-off the map in a second if they actually attacked Israel.