An Elephant Tale!
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Dizzee
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Thank you.
ajblakejr
Age quod agis
So this means I am stuck in this cold, damp and dark tower.
dilligaf
IN VINO VERITAS
Patience AJ, Big is fighting off the wickedest of all witches. He will win this battle given time and support.
Big Babooba
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dilligaf
IN VINO VERITAS
That really is just an elephant trunk!!!!! I did see the optical illusion that you speak of though. That is toooo funny.OMG!!!!!
Take a closer look at Dumbo.
Dizzee
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What would be the scariest costume for an elephant? She's a mouse.
Leave it to Big.OMG!!!!!
Take a closer look at Dumbo.
(And Big wondered what was subconsciously attracting him to this thread over and over and over...)
Dizzee
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OMG!!!!!
Take a closer look at Dumbo.
I fixed it, I think.
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OMG!!!!!
Take a closer look at Dumbo.
I fearethed that those who would celebrate guy fawkes day and would cometh to the castle to petition a penny for the guy would be subject to possible injury as they waiteth at the castle gates to collect their money , while the halloween sign hangeth over them like a sword of damocles.
But now I feareth no more for the safety of the children as SirBigDummy hath pointed out that the sign is indeed well hung eth . I think that the sign can not stand erect forever but hopefully it will only need to be up for a few days.
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Groannnnnn.........
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Do not let this pagan deceive you as he paints a homage to the witches'sabbath. He should not be held up as an example to emulate as he clearly hath bats in the belfry and skeletons in his closet.
Dizzee is encouraging us to focus our energies on devilish entities . I beseech thee faithful readers of the elephant tale, go to sleep early and save thine energies for the next day which is All Saint's day and for the next day after which is All Soul's day.
The only true way is through the Church built on the rock of Peter and the Rock of ages. This pagan will be dealt with soon enough.
Old International
Now driving a Sterling
Jeez, I am putting on ye gear of scuba, as it doth getting deep in here.........
ajblakejr
Age quod agis
Open letter to Knight Big
Darling
This castle is cold.
Oreo has lost weight.
I have been stuck in this tower waiting for you, time and time again.
Ed has a weekend job and I only get to see him on the flat screen.
I have not demanded much other than the dish on the south tower...
Post 1000 is arriving in December and I want to redecorate this cold castle. ( And have a party!!!)
I plan to ask Dizzee to aid me in this endeavor.
Please leave me with a credit card and a high speed internet connection...
I will be ordering from Pottery Barn and Crate & Barrel.
You will be painting and hanging window dressings for me.
I will also ask for a kennel and a team of malamutes to take me around on a sled while I stop to feed the hungry some of that fine blue sea creature you call lobster.
Don't worry...my honey do list will include games of chase the princess around and snap the towel at her tushie.
Your love, Princess AJ
Darling
This castle is cold.
Oreo has lost weight.
I have been stuck in this tower waiting for you, time and time again.
Ed has a weekend job and I only get to see him on the flat screen.
I have not demanded much other than the dish on the south tower...
Post 1000 is arriving in December and I want to redecorate this cold castle. ( And have a party!!!)
I plan to ask Dizzee to aid me in this endeavor.
Please leave me with a credit card and a high speed internet connection...
I will be ordering from Pottery Barn and Crate & Barrel.
You will be painting and hanging window dressings for me.
I will also ask for a kennel and a team of malamutes to take me around on a sled while I stop to feed the hungry some of that fine blue sea creature you call lobster.
Don't worry...my honey do list will include games of chase the princess around and snap the towel at her tushie.
Your love, Princess AJ
Dizzee
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If you would answer the door in something other than that long flannel robe, you might get better service.
Big Babooba
Well-Known Member
Alas, the castle is empty. What hath happened to the fair ladies, Dilli, Fethrs and AJ? The evil feline Prince Smokey hath captured them and carried them off to the Enchanted Black Forest. They have been enslaved as his personal servants. He hath mercilessly worked their fingers to the bone in his cat toy factory.
Slaving away for 23 hours a day, he allows them only one hours rest. Their daily meal of watery gruel hath left their bodies emaciated. Life is not good for them. Oh who can possibly save them from the wretched cat?
Slaving away for 23 hours a day, he allows them only one hours rest. Their daily meal of watery gruel hath left their bodies emaciated. Life is not good for them. Oh who can possibly save them from the wretched cat?
