An Elephant Tale!

[ajblakejr]

If you would answer the door in something other than that long flannel robe, you might get better service.

I keep the pink satin sheet by the castle door.
If the delivery driver would just wait - I am kept in the south tower.

Alas, the castle is empty. What hath happened to the fair ladies, Dilli, Fethrs and AJ? The evil feline Prince Smokey hath captured them and carried them off to the Enchanted Black Forest. They have been enslaved as his personal servants. He hath mercilessly worked their fingers to the bone in his cat toy factory.

Slaving away for 23 hours a day, he allows them only one hours rest. Their daily meal of watery gruel hath left their bodies emaciated. Life is not good for them. Oh who can possibly save them from the wretched cat?

Sir Big
Oreo secured our release and he is on the skinny side.

The Malamutes would scare off Smokey.

And that is another thing, we need some new clothing because our curves are gone and we all display the emaciated bone structure of a meth-head.

And I did take your credit card, that is why some delivery driver dumped packages outside the castle.

AJ

 

[Big Babooba]

I keep the pink satin sheet by the castle door.
If the delivery driver would just wait - I am kept in the south tower.





Sir Big
Oreo secured our release and he is on the skinny side.

The Malamutes would scare off Smokey.

And that is another thing, we need some new clothing because our curves are gone and we all display the emaciated bone structure of a meth-head.

And I did take your credit card, that is why some delivery driver dumped packages outside the castle.

AJ

American Express has been alerted and a new card issued to me.

 

[Big Babooba]

Who delivered those packages!
My packages are signature required!!!

I am NOT paying for Saturday service!!!!
Can you bring them inside????

Of course you're not paying. You "procured" my credit card. I'm paying!

 

[ajblakejr]

Who delivered those packages!
My packages are signature required!!!
I am NOT paying for Saturday service!!!!
Can you bring them inside????

Of course you're not paying. You "procured" my credit card. I'm paying!

Ahhh

Rephrase...I did not request Saturday Service!!
(Damn...The Lord of the Manor might be home and refuse delivery.)
Bring them inside (so I can test my mojo...)

Nevermind...just bring me a quill and some blank scrolls.
I will write the Holiday Greeting Cards...and sign them just Sir Big.

 

[Dizzee]

Happy Hamday​

 

[dilligaf]

Dizz, you are awesome. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you as well.

 

[Dizzee]

What quest doth Sir Big follow now?
Will the Princess's chastity remain under lock and key?
Who will fall to Lady Fethrs "charms"?
Is Sir Pickup, Prince of Poorprose, doomed to a life of virginity?
Does anyone really give a crapeth?

 

[pickup]

What quest doth Sir Big follow now?
Will the Princess's chastity remain under lock and key?
Who will fall to Lady Fethrs "charms"?
Is Sir Pickup, Prince of Poorprose, doomed to a life of virginity?
Does anyone really give a crapeth?

Just like elephant tale one
this one will come undone
Elephant tale two
will fail too

 

[fethrs]

Give us a chance, there are those of us that like the silly, fantasy stuff.. I know of a few, don't you?

 

[dilligaf]

Me!!!! I like it!

 

[pickup]

I see a balloon
but I've yet to see the hot air filled buffoon
Dizzee, I command thee
reveal yourself for all to see!

 

[cachsux]

Shouldn`t there be a red light on the castle?

 

[pickup]

Shouldn`t there be a red light on the castle?

Well, I got it, I wonder if they did!

 

[pickup]

Alas, your sword is done
I thought it was rust
but I found that there was none
for now there is no doubt
of this I am sure
it was covered with horse manure

 

[Dizzee]

I see a balloon
but I've yet to see the hot air filled buffoon
Dizzee, I command thee
reveal yourself for all to see!

Alas, your sword is done
I thought it was rust
but I found that there was none
for now there is no doubt
of this I am sure
it was covered with horse manure

Manure? It is without a doubt,
Fethrs and I make a doll of Voodoo
Stuffed like you, throughout.

 

[fethrs]

Somebody quick!
The balloon is floating away with Janey's partner, Oreo and Sir Big too!

 

[dilligaf]

Hurry, where is a rope. We need to throw a rope to Big.

 

[Dizzee]

Oreo is sharp of claw,
Large of butt to boot.
Afore the winter snow doth thaw,
Big's butt, along the ground, will scoot.

 

[Big Babooba]

What a great way to say goodbye to everybody! Sailing off to the unknown! Bye Bye.

 

[dilligaf]

What a great way to say goodbye to everybody! Sailing off to the unknown! Bye Bye.

Please don't say that.