Arrested driver

djkre8r

Well-Known Member
I thought I heard this story a couple of months back. I remember reading where a UPS guy walked in the back door and the reason she knew someone was there was because he left the door open and the dog came in the house.

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Babagounj

Strength through joy
Once I made a stop at a funeral home's back room , right next to a uncovered body , sheeted it as met man ( technically ) .
 

raceanoncr

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I surprised a lady one time who was doing laundry in the garage without a shirt on. She didnt hear the truck because she had earbuds in. What made it worse was the mounted deer and elk heads on the wall, indicating the presence of (a) a husband and (b) guns. As soon as I saw her, I set the pkg down and tried to turn and walk away before she saw me, but it was too late. She was startled, and screamed. I kept walking, got back to the truck, and got the hell out of there. I was glad for Telematics at that point because if she had tried to accuse me of being a peeping tom the report would have showed less than 60 seconds elapsed between when I parked and when I got going again.


Uh, sober, we're kinda waiting here....

Was she hot?

Where's pictures?
 

soberups

Pees in the brown Koolaid
I surprised a lady one time who was doing laundry in the garage without a shirt on. She didnt hear the truck because she had earbuds in. What made it worse was the mounted deer and elk heads on the wall, indicating the presence of (a) a husband and (b) guns. As soon as I saw her, I set the pkg down and tried to turn and walk away before she saw me, but it was too late. She was startled, and screamed. I kept walking, got back to the truck, and got the hell out of there. I was glad for Telematics at that point because if she had tried to accuse me of being a peeping tom the report would have showed less than 60 seconds elapsed between when I parked and when I got going again.


Uh, sober, we're kinda waiting here....

Was she hot?

Where's pictures?

Umm...no.

I didnt see anything, she was facing away from me and still had her bra on. By the time she turned and saw me, I was walking away. I scared the hell out of her and made her scream. Not fun, and not the first time that sort of thing has happened to me either. I like looking at boobies as much as the next guy, but NOT when it comes at the expense of someone elses privacy and peace of mind. Having a wife and a 24 yr old daughter really changes your perspective on that sort of thing.
 
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dilligaf

IN VINO VERITAS
Im OK with stepping inside, as long as (a) the customer requests it and (b)the door stays open. Again, this is a situation where Telematics could actually vindicate a wrongfully accused driver.
The only time I EVER cross a threshold is for an elderly customer that has a heavy package. Otherwise, the customers are on their own when moving packages.
 

soberups

Pees in the brown Koolaid
I did some math that really put this topic into perspective.

Ive been driving for 25 years now. I probably average around 75 residential stops per day, so assuming an average of 48 weeks per year that comes out to about 450,000 times over the last 25 years that I have gotten out of a package car and walked onto a customers property to make a delivery.

If you knock on 450,000 doors over a quarter of a century...you are gonna wind up seeing some strange stuff. You are gonna startle people. You are gonna catch people doing things that they wouldnt do if they knew you were going to see them.

I have seen and/or smelled people smoking dope. I have overheard them having loud sex thru an open bedroom window. I have seen them watching porn. I have seen them doing laundry in their undies, or sun bathing semi- nude in their back yards. Being a UPS driver is to some degree like having a backstage pass into peoples private home lives.
 
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