Bachelor Mistakes

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Big Babooba, Mar 25, 2009.

  1. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    I just opened my dryer to find this mess. It's obvious I didn't check my uniform pockets.:angry: At least they're clean! :happy-very:[​IMG]
     
  2. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    At least it wasn't a pocket full of pens:surprised:.
     
  3. ups79

    ups79 Active Member

    or chap stick, my wife is bad at leaving chap stick all the time. Might as well throw away the clothes.
     
  4. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

     
  5. drewed

    drewed Shankman

     
  6. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

    No, I'd never hit him for gawking at someone!
     
  7. drewed

    drewed Shankman

    Lol....not for that BUT....haha jp
     
  8. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

    The only time I've ever 'lightly smacked' a spouse is when his
    snores threaten to break out a window.

    That's justifiable.
     
  9. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    My wife never snored - according to her!
     
  10. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    What if SHE is the snorer ?????
     
  11. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    a very common divorcee (you're technically not a bachelor) mistake is hooking up too soon. Take your time, there is no rush, you have plenty of time to find a special someone if and when you feel the time has come.
     
  12. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Just don't have second thoughts and re-marry your ex. According to a friend that is even a bigger mistake than the first time:wink2:
     
  13. 705red

    705red Browncafe Steward

    How many spouses have you had?

    Do not look for someone special right now! Hit everything that moves! Don't hold back! Live with some regrets!
     
  14. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    My theory is that someone special comes along....not when you are looking for them, but when you least expect it. Then its like Karma, good luck, kismet, whatever you want to call it.
    :happy2:

    "I believe in miracles, ooh you sexy thing.."
     
  15. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah baby! That's what I would do!

    Why in the world would you want ONE special person? You just got out of a relationship with ONE special person. In fact, I would strive to never get into a committed relationship again!!!!
     
  16. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.


    How about third time? True story--had a supervisor when I was in the Air Force who married and divorced the same woman 3 times!!

    Advice--limit how many times you reference your ex while on a date. It will slip, especially if you were married or together for a long time, but GF does not want to hear about your ex, especially at that moment.
     
  17. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    And often, you won't even see it coming.
     
  18. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.


    ...which will make it even that more special.
     
  19. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    This is true.
     
  20. 705red

    705red Browncafe Steward

    The man just got divorced! Who does not need to find someone special! He needs to act as if hes at a buffet and try a little of everything! Asian, spanish, Italian, Greek, Irish, big, short, tall, small everything!

    Go to go wife is coming!